Friday, January 31, 2020

Small things 31 Jan


  • When the time changes, if you feed your pets on a schedule, do they get confused?
  • All garage door openers should have WiFi ability to alert you when the door is open.
  • The only 2 Democrats that sound to me like they really understand are Bernie and Andrew.
  • Regular Walmart shoppers: "Walmartians"
  • I wonder how many children grew up to have a phobia of the number 3. Their mom: "I'm going to count to 3, then you'll see what happens..."
  • You send someone a link for a 9 minute YouTube video and 30 seconds later they reply, "Nice."
  • They say that there is a correlation between stress in the workplace and sick time. My job must be stress free, because I've had maybe 8 sick days in 10 years.
  • I'd like to see the people who march to protect the lives of unborn children do the same to protest the deadbeat dads (or moms) who don't help raise these protected children.


"Does your dog bite?"
"No, he just judges you."
"He's barking..."
"You've been judged harshly."


"Sort of like arsonists showing up at the site of a burning building and offering to help"

If you ever wondered why there is so much inequality in our culture, look no further than Anand Giridharadas, a former New York Tims columnist and author of "Winners take all".

He describes how the plutocracy influenced the rules to promote more plutocracy.

In this half hour interview, he summarizes his view of what went wrong, how it happened and what can be done about it. Worth a listen.

another dimension, another dimension

A mom and her kids decided to make a holiday video for her friends and family using inspiration from the Beastie Boys' famous music video 'Intergalactic.'

They did a great job.

Chasing cars

Unless I am imagining it, there used to be a time when dogs chased cars. In fact, dogs used to have such a problem with cars, that sometimes they would bark at parked cars.

Today, this doesn't exist. Seemingly, at all. The question is - why?

Did dogs start out being afraid of cars and over the generations and decades learned that they're not a threat?

Things I learned lately 31 Jan


  • A product named Clearview AI claims to be able to scour all social media photos, putting billions of them in their database, which they offer to law enforcement as a facial recognition service.
  • They don't actually sell danish pastries in Denmark.
  • Although the Intel i3 processor is the low end of their range, it's perfectly fine for folks surfing the net and working on simple documents.
  • An estimated 8,000 koalas have died from the wildfires in Australia, over 30% of the entire population in NSW. The original estimate of 480 million animals dead is way out of date. The new number is at least 800 million, but more likely over 1 billion. That does not include insects, bats or frogs.
  • Newfoundland got 76 cm (30") or more of new snow on the ground on 17 Jan 2020 (a new single day record). 42 cm (17") of snow was already on the ground before the storm began, for a total of 4 feet. Some snow drifts were as high as 12 feet tall. Near the ocean, they saw 130 km/h (81 mph) winds with gusts to 157 km/h (98 mph).
  • There is now a Loblaw's City Market in Calgary (as of 2016). This may be the first Loblaw's in Alberta. They're usually not any further west than Ontario.
  • Michael Jackson won 8 Grammy Awards in a single night in 1984; a record that is yet to be broken and was only tied 16 years after the fact by Santana in 2000.
  • A Charlie Brown Christmas, one of the most iconic children’s Christmas specials around, was originally rejected by CBS on the grounds that they didn’t like amateur child voice actors voicing the characters, the anti-consumerism message, and the musical score.


You've heard of Baby Yoda......

An artist, inspired by the Baby Yoda character, creates a baby Jabba the Hutt

This is how Canadians do

Wonderful story about an immigrant boy from Syria helped by Canadians, doing what Canadians do.


Friday, January 24, 2020

Edible cartel

So, edible cannabis products are finally available in Canada. First, they had to pass muster with Health Canada, which of course couldn't happen before they became legal on 17 October 2019. Because why bother getting the stuff checked out by the government BEFORE it becomes legal, right? So the first batch of certified product didn't arrive on store shelves until this past couple of weeks (in Alberta).

So, I should be able to head to any licensed cannabis store and get some? Nope. Only 'some' stores got any edibles at all. Needless to say, they sold out almost instantly.

OK, so I head to one of the stores that had product to check out what they normally carry. Darlene is interested in purely CBD in edibles form. I knew they would have none, I just wanted to see what they stock.

Well, unfortunately, it doesn't work like that. The Alberta Liquor Gaming Cannabis (AGLC) agency controls all product distribution in Alberta. They control what product goes to which stores and how much each store gets. But before you say, "Oh, that seems fair," there's more.

The AGLC also sell product themselves. On their own site. And oh yes, they have a lot more selection and quantity than you'll find in a physical store. Does that seem fair? Not to yours truly. That seems like a cartel.

"We decide who gets what. You get one. We get five. You get some. We get it all." That's messed up.

Small things 24 Jan


  • Birth of archery: "I'm going to figure out how to stab you from way over here......"
  • If you're on a low carb diet, can you still at least lick the cheese flavouring off the Doritos?
  • I'm considering investing in a startup that promises to extract carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere in an effort to reduce our environmental footprint. It uses existing technology, does not rely on power produced by fossil fuels, and is not an eyesore. There will be no need to dig any wells and sequester the captured CO2, as the technology will instantly make use of the gas and convert it to other usable resources. The biggest obstacle will be the installation effort, which could require a serious amount of manual labour, unless we are successful in developing an automated installer, controlled by AI and powered by renewable energy. But the end result will be....... trees. Lots and lots of trees.
  • Dogs must look to us as immortal beings....
  • Here's to the hero who dreamt up the idea of drinking chocolate in a hot beverage form.
  • Am I the only person staring at the date 2020 on paper etc. in wonder?
  • If your cookbook has singed edges, it might be time to give up on cooking
"I have a 1:30 appointment"
"Which doctor?"
"Uh no, a regular doctor please....."

That's not real......


Can't find my way home - acoustic

Amazing video of Steve Winwood singing a classic.

He's still got a great voice at 71.

Background for those not in the know - he was a member of the band (Blind Faith) that created that song.

Caption this

I'll start you off.

Pot dog.

Water your puppers.

Things I learned lately 24 Jan


  • The ESA is working on technology that will extract oxygen from moon dust (regolith).
  • A cooperative of nations is working to bring fusion powered electricity power plants to reality. It's a slow process as they learn how to maximize what we know about materials technology and superconductivity to generate temperatures approaching 150,000,000 degrees Celsius. They've gotten to 100,000,000 C so far. Ambitious estimates get us there within 30 years. If we do, it will mean practically unlimited power from the components of ocean water, in a manner similar to the sun's energy.
  • It is a misdemeanour to share food with the homeless without a permit in many US cities.
  • The Irwin family have saved more than 90,000 animals from the wild fires in Australia.
  • Alberta's Electrical Grid Load on 14 Jan 2020 at 1:06 pm was 11.3 gigawatts -29 degrees C

32% coming from coal
57% coming from gas
1% coming from hydro
3% coming from other
0.5% coming from wind
6.5% imported from BC, Montana and SK

Friday, January 17, 2020

How to protect yourself from fake news online

The first step is honing your sense of when a given piece of content is too good (or bad) to be true. Once you start looking, you’ll notice specific sub-types of this content — like "ragebait" designed to get traffic from people’s anger, hyper-partisan appeals that twist the facts, or outright scams. The techniques are relatively common across different types of story, and they’re not hard to recognize.

Outside these specific cases, the general technique is simple: if a story really grabs your attention for any reason, slow down and look closer.

  • You have a strong emotional reaction
  • The story seems ridiculous OR perfectly confirms your beliefs
  • You'll spend money as a result
  • You immediately want to share the story

Once you’ve decided to look more deeply at a story online, it’s time to figure out where and when it comes from. Internet news can work like a game of telephone: every time somebody re-posts or rewrites something, there’s a chance that important details will get lost.

The first step in that process is finding the date of the original story — which is one of the most helpful pieces of information you can get. If the story’s being shared in a Facebook post or a tweet, click on the post and find its date, otherwise known as the timestamp. You should also look for the source of the relevant information. Sometimes a news story will explicitly cite its sources, whether that’s by making clear that the author performed firsthand research and interviews, or by linking to a press release or another news outlet. If it’s the latter, just click through to see where the information is coming from, and make sure to check the timestamp on that as well. What you're reading may have been true 5 years ago, but not now.

Sometimes, though, it’s unclear where news originated — a story might print an inflammatory quote without saying where or when it’s from, or a Twitter account might share a photo with a description that might be wrong. In those cases, do a quick search for more coverage and original sourcing.

  • Check the verification
  • Look for names and keywords
  • Find survey and infographic sources
  • Search for quotes
  • Identify photos and videos
  • Consider how time-sensitive the story is
  • See if an old story is still accurate

There’s a term called “context collapse” that’s very useful when discussing internet news. Popularized by scholar Danah Boyd, it describes how the internet “flattens multiple audiences into one” — if you’re browsing Twitter, for example, an offhand comment from your friend sits right alongside a statement from the president of the United States. Internet news suffers from its own variation of context collapse: no matter how far away or long ago a story happened, it can sound like it’s happening right now, in your neighbourhood.

This can go horribly awry. In January 2019, a local TV station said law enforcement was looking for a human trafficking suspect around Waco, Texas. A radio station employee summarized the story with a more urgent headline — “Suspected Human Trafficker, Child Predator May Be in Our Area” — and posted it on Facebook.

The writer wanted to raise local awareness about a criminal on the loose. Instead, as Slate author Will Oremus explains, his story got out of control. It was shared hundreds of thousands of times across the country, likely by users who thought “our area” referred to their town instead of Texas. The suspect was apprehended soon after, and the article was updated. But people kept sharing the original post for weeks, because it sounded scary and urgent — apparently, too urgent to check and see if the danger was gone.

Some online disinformation is blatantly fake or misleading. But other stories are more subtly wrong. They might omit important details, blow small controversies out of proportion, or use legitimate news to attract people before feeding them bad information.

The key here is looking for gaps in a story, or mismatches between a story’s claims and its actual source material. These might be honest mistakes — like accounts sharing satirical news without realizing it. Or they might be a deliberate attempt to fool people.

  • Is it satire?
  • Who’s providing the information?
  • What’s the scale of the story?
  • If there’s an “outrage,” are people actually upset?
  • How do different news outlets present the story?
  • Are important facts getting left out or distorted?
  • What’s the larger narrative?
  • What happens if you’re wrong?
  • Why share this story?

Just like in conflict, there's a person's presentation of a story, and then there are the facts.

Breaking news stories can be unreliable because nobody — including government officials and other authorities — knows yet what’s going on.

If you share stories on social media, there’s a good chance you’ll eventually post something that’s inaccurate or misleading, even if you’re diligently doing research.

That doesn’t mean that nothing is true or that every site is equally fake. You might see a bad story from an outlet that carefully outlines its sources, explains the context of an event, and corrects mistakes when it finds them. You’re much more likely to see a bad story from an outlet that posts context-free rumours and doesn’t explain where it’s getting information. If you read a site regularly over time, you’ll get a better sense of how much to trust it.

Here's an example of the media putting their spin on a story that may make its readers jump to conclusions, while not actually saying anything incorrect. The BBC ran a story on 3 Dec 2019 titled: "FaceApp may pose 'counterintelligence threat' says FBI"

The story went on to suggest that a US Senator (Chuck Schumer) asked the FBI if FaceApp is safe.The FBI responded "it considers any mobile application or similar product developed in Russia, such as FaceApp, to be a potential counterintelligence threat".

The app was developed by Wireless Lab, a company based in St Petersburg. The company previously said it does not permanently store images, and does not collect troves of data - only uploading specific photos selected by users for editing.

But is it safe? The article seems to hint that it may not be, only because it was developed in Russia. But is it fair to suggest that all Russian software is risky? All the app does is take your photo and modify it using AI to make you look different.

Of course, security experts would suggest that it's possible that the point of the software is to practise the art of modifying 'western' cultural faces as a practise run for using the technology to create fake news meant to provoke the hearts and minds of westerners. But nobody has any proof that this is true. But I bet that just reading those words has made some of you start freaking out about using the app.

And that's the point of fake news - tweak your emotions so that you react irrationally.

Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky

Played by a duo on glass harp.

What a sound!

Incredible.

Small things 17 Jan


  • If I was as reliable about my job as the person that picks up my garbage, I would have been fired many years ago.
  • The sad truth about retirement is that you spend most of life getting up early to get to school, then work. When you finally retire and can sleep as late as you want to, your body alarm gets you up at 4am, just because.
  • My last fortune cookie said "Ignore previous cookie".
  • Meanwhile, 2 Presidents have now been impeached for embarrassing Hillary Clinton............
  • Technology is so advanced you no longer need to leave the house to get pissed off by a stranger.
  • Digital whisper. Texting someone who is right beside you.
  • Middle age. You finally got your head together. Now your body starts to fall apart.
  • Worm thoughts: "Oh boy! I've never been fishing before!"

Actual fail ad slogans


  • Sega - The more you play with it, the harder it gets
  • Sunglass Shack - Sitting on faces since 2001
  • Nothing sucks like an Electrolux
  • Uzbekistan Airways - Good luck
  • Bursa Kebab - After dinner you can stab your date
  • Reebok - Cheat on your girlfriend, not on your workout
  • AM/PM - Imagine more snacks than you can imagine
  • Chambord - #Becausenoreason
  • Dos Equis - Approach women like you do wild animals, with caution and a soothing voice

Sibling tattoos


Brittany Howard is the new queen of soul

You may know her from the band Alabama Shakes. She recently put out a solo project, which is even better. Here's an appearance on Jools' Annual Hootenanny, on BBC2.

Things I learned lately 17 Jan


  • A blue whale can excrete up to 200 litres of poo in one bowel movement.
  • The traditional alpha wolf pecking order description in a wolf pack is quite wrong.
  • Ancient Greek sculptures were originally painted bright colours.
  • There was a time when people ate swans. No, not like the kind pictured.......
  • In medieval times, there were no bedrooms, so if you needed privacy, you used a box bed, literally a bed inside a wooden box with a door.
  • Engineers at Penn State have figured out how to recharge lithium car batteries in 10 minutes versus 50. It has to do with heat and deposits on the battery anodes.
  • Lyft announced a new initiative that will give riders free or discounted rides to job interviews and during the first three weeks of employment.
  • The high speed train from Hong Kong to Beijing covers 2,441 km and takes only 9 hours. That's like going from Calgary to Milwaukee, or Los Angeles to Houston.
  • An 18 year old teen from Sydney applied for a job at Aldi but was rejected. Not dissuaded, she rejected the rejection and got an interview.
  • Scooby Doo turned 50 on 13 Sep 2019.

Friday, January 10, 2020

Dogburger


Ode to Kraft Dinner

Oh tiny box that bringeth such temporary joy to the mouths of millions
Americans address thee using a literal description, "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese"
But we northern folk esteem thee with the respectful sobriquet of "dinner" or simply KD
How doth "fromage faux" bring forth such cravings?
Addicts stealing cheese powder from other boxes to amplify the flavour
Pushers selling in back to school 12 packs
One wonders if thine orange glory
Is a favourite of He who hath called himself President

Small things 10 Jan


  • To anyone suffering from anxiety - you're not alone. No really, there's someone right behind you.
  • If there were 'miss you' cards for dogs, there'd be 'you went to work', 'you stepped outside briefly', 'you went shopping', 'you mowed the lawn without me'.....
  • Crave TV. Or as I like to call it - HBO Go for people who don't understand streaming.
  • You could probably open a new gym January 1st, get all the membership money and close on the 8th for renovations. Permanently. Very few people would notice.
  • Can you really call it Uber Eats if the guy is just walking your food to your place?
  • America choose - Space Force or free schooling; cheaper medicine; cleaner air. Oh. Space Force it is then.......
Dog 911: Hello, Dog 911
Doggo: Hi, I'd like to report a missing owner.
Dog 911: How long have they been missing?
Doggo: At least 11 minutes.

Tradition


Quantum physics made real - with cats

I've been learning about quantum mechanics. How an electron isn't a particle, it's a wave function, in superposition. But while it behaves like a wave, and you can predict its behaviour like a wave function, the act of observing it causes the wave function to collapse and it behaves like a particle.

This cat stalking video is the perfect expression of that. When you're not looking, it's in superposition. The moment you look, it's not.


This man knows too much stuff


Things I learned lately 10 Jan


  • Central Park, in the middle of Manhattan, draws up to 250,000 visitors per day.
  • In 2019, the moon moved 3.8 cm from the earth; the sun lost 174 trillion tonnes of its mass and hence, the earth's orbit increased by 1.5 cm. Also, the Andromeda galaxy moved 3.5 billion km closer to us. Also 150 billion stars formed in the visible universe.
  • It has been proven time and time again that raising minimum wage is not the reason businesses fail. It may be the excuse they use and the reason the media and social media clamp onto, after cherry picking anecdotes, but a close look at their books, their owners' / company headquarters' business practices and real estate costs are the biggest factors. We all do better when we all do better.
  • Based on studies by microbiologists, you would get more fecal bacteria from wiping your face on a typical bathroom hand towel than you would sticking your head in the toilet.
  • Billie Eilish's parents had a rule that she didn't have to go to bed if she was legitimately making music.
  • If you drove a Tesla Model 3 in West Virginia, where the majority of their electricity is made by burning coal, you'd be creating 180 g of CO2 per mile. Sounds bad, until you consider that a Toyota Camry produces 400 g per mile. By the way, in California, where their electric grid is much cleaner, the CO2 production of a Tesla Model 3 is only 90 g per mile.
  • A VW Golf is sold every 45 seconds somewhere in the world.


Friday, January 03, 2020

Autocorrect


Small things 3 Jan


  • Why are parents surprised when their kids get upset if you take their device away? If you took my book away, I'd be upset too. If I took your sandwich away, you'd be upset.
  • That time when I got in line behind this guy at the store only to realize it was a mannequin.
  • Overdraft fees. Consumers' way of saying, "Look, there's a good chance I might over-spend and run out of money, so take some of my money?"
  • No matter how bad things get, just remember that you could be trapped in a pyramid scheme, convinced that you are a business owner.....
  • Meanwhile, the neighbour found a big-assed spider in their house. It resulted in a 2 al.... no, a 3 alarm fire.
  • Not sure I want to live in a world where dogs have nicer houses than some people.
  • Ever not give money to a homeless person because you figured they'd spend it on booze, while you were on your way to the liquor store?
  • Trump said his motivation regarding the Ukraine call was to clean up corruption. You mean the guy who paid out millions in settlements for running a sham university and millions in fines for running a sham charity? That guy?


Cost of ownership even less than a Camry


Tesla isn't selling many Model 3s..............................


All the satellites revealed

If you could see every satellite orbiting the earth with the namked eye, what would that look like?

Behold......

The spirit of radio (Rush)

Begin the day
With a friendly voice
A companion, unobtrusive
Plays that song that's so elusive
And the magic music makes your morning mood

Off on your way
Hit the open road
There is magic at your fingers
For the spirit ever lingers
Undemanding contact
In your happy solitude

Invisible airwaves
Crackle with life
Bright antennae bristle
With the energy
Emotional feedback
On a timeless wavelength
Bearing a gift beyond price
Almost free

All this machinery
Making modern music
Can still be open-hearted
Not so coldly charted
It's really just a question
Of your honesty, yeah your honesty

One likes to believe
In the freedom of music
But glittering prizes
And endless compromises
Shatter the illusion
Of integrity, yeah

Invisible airwaves
Crackle with life
Bright antennae bristle
With the energy
Emotional feedback
On a timeless wavelength
Bearing a gift beyond price
Almost free

For the words of the profits
Were written on the studio wall
Concert hall
And echoes with the sounds, of salesmen, of salesmen, of salesmen

~Neil Peart

Linus and Lucy: with the Jerry Granelli Trio

Jerry Granelli is the last surviving member of the original group led by Vince Guaraldi that played the the soundtrack for the iconic television broadcast A Charlie Brown Christmas back in 1965. In this 2014 recording we see the Jerry Granelli trio perform Vince Guaraldi's  "Linus and Lucy".

Things I learned lately 3 Jan


  • The average CEO at a top publicly traded Canadian company would have made as much money as the average Canadian worker will make all year as of 10:09 Thursday morning, January 2nd. 
  • New Zealand is ditching all plastic packaging for fresh produce.
  • Hydrogen is Greek for "water-former", while oxygen is Greek for "acid-former"; in fact, it's hydrogen that bonds together with other elements to make acids and oxygen that bonds hydrogen to make water.
  • We have eggnog as a Holiday drink. Here are others from around the world: Puerto Rico - Coquito; Slavic countries - Kompot; Jamaica - Sorrel; Korea - Sujeonggwa; Turkey - Salep; Lithuania - Poppy seed milk.
  • Crisco was the first brand to hydrogenate shortening, which was made from cottonseed oil. They went out of their way to omit the fact that it was made from cottonseed oil though, branding it as vegetable oil shortening.
  • "Hypersensitivity" defined as being unreceptive to others' feedback and lashing out at any criticism toward one's self,  exists more pervasively in the Boomer generation than younger generations. This according to a new study published in the journal Psychology and Aging. This suggests that millennials (those ages 23 to 38) are less sensitive than baby boomers (those ages 55 to 73).
  • The Lakhta Center in St. Petersburg, Russia (pictured), is now the tallest building in Europe.