Small things 3 Jan

• Why are parents surprised when their kids get upset if you take their device away? If you took my book away, I'd be upset too. If I took your sandwich away, you'd be upset.
• That time when I got in line behind this guy at the store only to realize it was a mannequin.
• Overdraft fees. Consumers' way of saying, "Look, there's a good chance I might over-spend and run out of money, so take some of my money?"
• No matter how bad things get, just remember that you could be trapped in a pyramid scheme, convinced that you are a business owner.....
• Meanwhile, the neighbour found a big-assed spider in their house. It resulted in a 2 al.... no, a 3 alarm fire.
• Not sure I want to live in a world where dogs have nicer houses than some people.
• Ever not give money to a homeless person because you figured they'd spend it on booze, while you were on your way to the liquor store?
• Trump said his motivation regarding the Ukraine call was to clean up corruption. You mean the guy who paid out millions in settlements for running a sham university and millions in fines for running a sham charity? That guy?