Saturday, November 21, 2009

80's electro-flashback

This week in the playlist I bring you the music that got me through the first half of the 1980s. Ah yes, all your favourites are here - Eurythmics, Thomas Dolby, OMD, Ultravox..... even freakin' Bauhaus! Yeah.... I know. Bauhaus.

Where's my hair gel when I need it?

By the way readers, do you actually listen to these music sets I put up here every week? Just wondering....

Flu recap (to date)

13 Nov (Fri): Oh look. I have a sore throat. Freaking wonderful.
15 Nov (Sun): This isn't so bad. I'll definitely be going to work tomorrow.
16 Nov (Mon): [aches; fever; chills; head explosions] Sooo.....coo---old!
17 Nov (Tue): Feeling a bit better.
18 Nov (Wed): This isn't so bad.
20 Nov (Fri): [aches; fever; chills; head explosions; bubbly chest] Sooo.....coo---old!
21 Nov (Sat): Feeling a bit better.

Enough already!!

For example: "BJ Roosters"

A new game to keep you amused:

Steak House or Gay Bar?

For whom Bell tolls

Bell finally eliminated their $6.95 system access fee to their cell phone customers today. They were the last big player to do so. There was no fanfare. That’s probably because the most hated fee in the country was simply replaced by a monthly $5 hike in all service plans, just like the other companies did when they got rid of their own system access fees.

Pretty insulting if you ask me.

[sarcasm] It’s a good thing we’re being really strict about what new mobile service companies we’re letting into the country to compete.... [sarcasm off]

Thursday, November 19, 2009

"Ding dong! Your books are here!"

15 companies that originally sold something else.

One surprise for me was Avon. The company that became Avon originally went door to door selling books. To lure female customers they offered little gifts of perfume. The perfume became more popular than the books and Avon was formed.

It's a conspiracy I tells ya!

The Calgary Parking Authority, which appears to be a revenue generating vehicle for City Hall, almost puled the wool over everyone's eyes this week with a pair of moves that has left a bad taste in the mouths of even the city councillors.

Earlier this week, they announced that they would be reducing parking fees at meters and switching to a graduated system, where the shorter your stay, the less your rate per hour. Stay past 30 or 60 minutes and the rate continues to climb. Not a bad idea and this does a tremendous favour for folks running errands who just need to get into the downtown, get on with it and get out in a jiffy.

The bomb they waited to drop however, was that this reduction comes at a price. Higher rates for parking fines and an imminent move toward delaying the night-time hour where parking rates reduce (currently 6pm) and the elimination of free parking on Sundays and holidays. Well, you might as well have said you would be asking people to sacrifice their first born for the reaction that got from everyone - council, the public, downtown businesses. Rightfully so. It seems the parking authority can't afford to lose any of its revenue stream (which feeds City coffers), so they did one small favour while turning the screws elsewhere.

My feeling is that parking revenue shouldn't be considered a guaranteed income for the City. Of the $22.4 million the authority took in in 2008, only $13.5 million went to transit and road maintenance. It's no wonder Calgary has parking rates rivalling cities like New York. But I'm beginning to understand why rates are as high as they are. If transit service into the core was fast and efficient, parking revenue would plummet because it would make more sense to ride the train or bus than to drive and park. But as long as it's infinitely more convenient to drive and park than to ride, parking lots will fill, no matter how expensive. I mean seriously, why would you make your way to the nearest station to ride the train into the downtown for $5 return when you can drive into a heated underground lot after 6pm for $4 in much less than half the time? Depending on when you get to the train station, you might even be on the hook for a $3 parking fee. PASS!

You know, if I was a conspiracy theorist..... They raise the parking rates, then they raise the transit rates, raise the parking some more, add parking fees to transit riders, raise the parking a little bit more..... do you see a pattern here?

Must Be Santa

I'm not the biggest Dylan fan, but when I saw this video, I felt all warm and fuzzy inside.

It's got a real N'Orleans feel to it, don' it?

7 seconds to intern..... irvana!

Remember the little spiel I gave a while back about the Google Operating System coming soon to a computer near you? Well, more information has broken about the Chrome OS.

For starters, Google will not be releasing it as a stand-alone OS, to be downloaded and installed on any machine. They have supposedly partnered with some netbook manufacturers and you'll be able to buy certain netbooks with Chrome already installed. So what's the big deal? In a word - speed. They're aiming for a cold boot to desktop speed of 7 seconds or less. Chrome OS netbooks will not have old fashioned mechanical hard disk drives - the OS will be stored on flash memory and everything else - and I do mean everything, will be stored on the internet.

All programs will be web-based, meaning you won’t have to install anything. Anti-virus software? Forget about it. By the way, this move is just the first step in what Google predicts is the wave of the future. The future is in the web. Google also predicts that native apps (programs stored on your computer that can only run on your type of computer) would be obsolete in the future.

This video summarizes the concept nicely.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Timber!

That's the last time the pizza guy complains that he can't see the house number.

The comments were as funny as the photo submission:

“I wooden know what number it is still.”
“You can’t cedar number? Un-be-leaf-able… It’s right there! Elm lookin’ right at it!”


From thereifixedit.

Facebook status as alibi

"Where were you on the night of the 16th at approximately 8 pm?"

"Uh..... online. Just check my Facebook status, dude."

Seriously, a guy used his (forensically verified) Facebook status as an alibi while charged as a suspect in a robbery.

I want in this debate too

Oh! Oh! I just thought of a way to wade in on the cable vs. networks carriage fee debate.

I think that since neither the cable companies nor the networks would survive without us viewers, they should start paying us a fee for all the TV we watch. The more we watch, the more they should pay.

Sounds pretty fair to me..... using their logic.

Not for people with vertigo

Tall towers with breath-taking lookouts.

Pictured is the view from the CN Tower's observation deck's glass floor section.

Fave toys over 50 years

The most popular Christmas toys, each year, since 1960.

The year I was born, the Etch-a-Sketch was king.

The toys from 1967 and 1968 were pretty big in my life.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I could use one of these right now....

This is kinda cool and gross at the same time. The lung flute uses a reed that when you blow into it, the reed vibrates. As weird as this is to comprehend, the vibrations work their way back into your lungs and shake up any mucus or phlegm until it rips apart and becomes easy to cough up. The video doesn't actually show the guy coughing stuff up, but you can tell he's ready to do so.

This is supposed to be useful for people with the flu, asthma or cystic fibrosis.

"I'm gonna tell it just like it is"

I don't know if this is a real commercial or not, but regardless, it's funny. Best line:

"So come on down to Cullman Liquidation and get yourself a home. Or don't I don't care."

Name the car

Try this 'name that car' quiz.

I got 91%

The plant bottle

Coca Cola will be introducing the world's first PET plastic recyclable bottle made partially from plant waste material.

They're hoping to eventually use wood chips and wheat stalks for this purpose as well.

[hack... hack... shiver.... collapse]

You're probably looking at my blog and wondering - what's up with that Karl guy? He never goes a day without posting something....

When I came home from work yesterday, I went straight to bed. Fever, raw throat, headache, body aches.

Yeah.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Imagine this

I imagine that sooner or later the technology will exist in which our minds can be read by a computer. Although I'm sure some folks will have dreamt up some evil use for such a technology, I'm curious about something different.

I'm interested in the concept of creating art. One thing I've often wondered, is how different the world would be if you didn't have to manifest the art that is in your mind using your hands, because often, that's the stumbling block. Many of us could probably produce artistic masterpieces, but have never figured out how to turn the masterpiece visible in our mind into one on canvas, or on paper. Or in metal or in clay. Or on skin. Even music.

So I look forward to the day when we can imagine a creation, then a computer can read that imagined thought and help us to do the rest.

Fritz the Cat..... on your shoes!

For a limited time, Vans have a Fritz the Cat design.

Darlene would freak if I came home wearing this I think. In a good way.

No matter who wins, you lose

Hey Canadians! You know the battle taking place between the cable / satellite operators and the Canadian networks over carriage fees?

Here's the Writers Guild of Canada's take on the whole thing.

Thanks to Bernie for the find.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Here we go

My grand-daughter Olivia discovered the kazoo tonight.

My head is going to explode.......

Yeah...... laugh it up.

If I ever became famous I could get on this list...

15 famous people who used to teach.

One of them was canned for replacing the works of Shakespeare with Spiderman comics, which he thought the students were more likely to actually read.

Not so much a yacht as a personal travelling island

I'm not big into yachts, but this one caught my eye. It's unlike any yacht I've ever seen before. It's more like a multi-level modern penthouse apartment than a boat. Check out the video.

It sleeps 12, has a crew of 20, uses ultra-efficient insulation and computer controlled skylight panels and can generate its own power and collect rain water. It claims to be able to make 4 energy-autonomous Atlantic crossings at a cruising speed of 12 knots.

The web site. The site has a lot of eye candy and the story behind the design.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Harp solo

Stairway to Heaven.

On harp.

Shake that leg

You've seen the 'baby dancing to Beyonce' video right? No!?

Most awesomest baby dancing ever.

"You could lipsync with the talk show hosts"

I was plugged into my iPhone and listening to my music collection when the device started playing Craig Armstrong's 'Stay (Faraway, so close!)'. This lyric made me smile:

"Dressed up like a car crash, the wheels are turning, but you're upside down."

What a great song. What a great lyric. What a great version.

No.... not U2's version.... Craig Armstrong's remix....

The new fad in social networking is.......

..... celebrity twitter pages!

Not exactly. It's fake twitter celebrity pages. They're parodies, but they're some of the finest entertainment err.... abuse out there. At the moment, a former CTV news personality come Senator (Mike Duffy) is featured on a parody Twitter page and he's not happy about it.

I feel for ya Mike. You know, that's the cool thing about parodies....... they're legal.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

No parents allowed

Imagine if you weren't allowed in a children's play area with your own children because you haven't passed a criminal check. the children instead are watched by "play rangers" while parents watch their kids from outside a perimeter fence.

Sounds bizarre, huh? Except that it's true.

Na..... repeat

Best flowchart evar.

Hey Jude.