Friday, January 10, 2020

Small things 10 Jan


  • To anyone suffering from anxiety - you're not alone. No really, there's someone right behind you.
  • If there were 'miss you' cards for dogs, there'd be 'you went to work', 'you stepped outside briefly', 'you went shopping', 'you mowed the lawn without me'.....
  • Crave TV. Or as I like to call it - HBO Go for people who don't understand streaming.
  • You could probably open a new gym January 1st, get all the membership money and close on the 8th for renovations. Permanently. Very few people would notice.
  • Can you really call it Uber Eats if the guy is just walking your food to your place?
  • America choose - Space Force or free schooling; cheaper medicine; cleaner air. Oh. Space Force it is then.......
Dog 911: Hello, Dog 911
Doggo: Hi, I'd like to report a missing owner.
Dog 911: How long have they been missing?
Doggo: At least 11 minutes.

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