Ode to Kraft Dinner

Oh tiny box that bringeth such temporary joy to the mouths of millions
Americans address thee using a literal description, "Kraft Macaroni & Cheese"
But we northern folk esteem thee with the respectful sobriquet of "dinner" or simply KD
How doth "fromage faux" bring forth such cravings?
Addicts stealing cheese powder from other boxes to amplify the flavour
Pushers selling in back to school 12 packs
One wonders if thine orange glory
Is a favourite of He who hath called himself President