Friday, January 24, 2020

Small things 24 Jan


  • Birth of archery: "I'm going to figure out how to stab you from way over here......"
  • If you're on a low carb diet, can you still at least lick the cheese flavouring off the Doritos?
  • I'm considering investing in a startup that promises to extract carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere in an effort to reduce our environmental footprint. It uses existing technology, does not rely on power produced by fossil fuels, and is not an eyesore. There will be no need to dig any wells and sequester the captured CO2, as the technology will instantly make use of the gas and convert it to other usable resources. The biggest obstacle will be the installation effort, which could require a serious amount of manual labour, unless we are successful in developing an automated installer, controlled by AI and powered by renewable energy. But the end result will be....... trees. Lots and lots of trees.
  • Dogs must look to us as immortal beings....
  • Here's to the hero who dreamt up the idea of drinking chocolate in a hot beverage form.
  • Am I the only person staring at the date 2020 on paper etc. in wonder?
  • If your cookbook has singed edges, it might be time to give up on cooking
"I have a 1:30 appointment"
"Which doctor?"
"Uh no, a regular doctor please....."

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