I feel like ranting.... don't worry - it's part of a healthy lifestyle

I'm all for self-improvement. There is always something we could be doing better. Quitting bad habits, improving our lifestyle, adopting new habits that potentially lead to states of increasing well being, opening our minds to new ideas. I am certainly not pushing the envelope in any respect with my own life changes, but........ you know............. baby steps.

I've been smoke-free for what will be 9 years (in 2 weeks). Hard to believe it's been that long. I ought to reward myself on the 10th anniversary of this feat. I've not lost any weight in the last few years, but I have learned to stop trying to stuff my face as much and I most certainly eat 'better' than I used to. My exercise routine could be better, but my knees can only handle so much. So I've made it my mission to walk much more than ever and that's a positive change. I don't swear as much as I used to - I've tried to tone that down especially in light of the work culture I find myself in and my public face on the intertubes (like this blog). Regardless of the changes I've managed to make in my own life, I try never to impose my beliefs, values or lifestyle on other people and I'm open to discussing anything.

A personality trait becoming more annoying to me with each passing week is when folks try to force their beliefs, values or lifestyle on other people. And by force, I also include those subtle gestures where people poo-poo your beliefs, values or lifestyle as if they are somehow of lesser value than theirs, but you're probably are too dumb to know better.

It's one thing to occasionally offer insight into foods that are better for you to eat. It's another to be someone else's walking diet nazi - counting calories, fat grams, cholesterol and fibre intake to the extreme. Just because you feel it necessary to eat rice cakes and vegetable sweat for lunch because you think your under-nourished body is slightly swollen in places doesn't give you the right to critique other people's food with the disdain normally reserved for crack addicts.

Just because you had success quitting smoking doesn't mean every smoker you know is anxiously awaiting your amazing insight on why they should seriously consider quitting now - even if they're not ready to. Because they're just as aware of the risks associated with smoking, even if they don't act like they are. Maybe smoking is making it easier for them to get through this stage of life and maybe you should just quiet the fuck up. Oops. I just had a little relapse there......

Just because you're a paid, devoted member of whatever faith, association, club, political leaning or whatever, doesn't mean you're perfect, or the example others should live by, or immune from colloquium. Ooooo! I like that word. The best you can hope for is that you live your life by your own rules and allow others to do the same. If your way is so great, others will eventually see that and choose to follow your example - or not.

If there's one thing I've learned (or at least tried to) in my short 47 years in this physical reality we call life - it's that all opinions, lifestyles, belief systems, and values are valid for each person. I am perfectly willing to discuss these opinions, lifestyles, belief systems, and values for what they are - yours........ not mine.

Thank you and have a fabulous day.

Block your ears

They should just call it 'the freak-out show', or 'how to lose 10 pounds in one hour'. Have you seen the way the audience reacts when they find out they're part of one of those Oprah 'My Favourite Things' episodes? You can't really blame them too much, can you? If Oprah loves it - it's got to be good.

Sheer psychotic, ear-splitting, bedlam.

I hope it's as good as the original

Remember the movie The Andromeda Strain? It's one of my favourite movies.

The A&E channel is broadcasting a new version of the story in the form of a two-part mini-series totalling 4 hours this coming week. Check local listings for times near you.

I would have posted a teaser photo, but I prefer not to tempt the wrath of the TV copyright gods.

I don't get art sometimes

When I saw this, I thought it was a joke. The photo 'retouches' are.......... well I don't know if I can find a word that would do them justice. Peculiar comes to mind. As does eerie.

But who am I to judge art? Just go here and mouse over the originals to see some amazing examples.

Mentos, drama, light sabers and Ms South Carolina

Weezer isn't necessarily my favourite band, but they make some kick-ass videos.

Like this one for Pork & Beans, starring some of your favourite internet icons.

RPM 17

These 2 artist gave each other nicknames. One named the other Sharon, the other named the first Phyllis.

Who are the 2 artists?

[hand up in the air]

Potential places where you could be harassed for having assorted gadgets in your possession, with the risk of the gadget being confiscated:

• Airport security
• Movie theatre
• High security workplace

Yep, that just about covers it. WRONG! Add to that list Alton Towers theme park in the UK, where 'special wardens' will be watching to see if you are using a Palm, iPaq or other PDA or smart-phone while on their premises. If caught, these special wardens confiscate your device.

If you're getting tired of this nonsense, raise your hand.

Where is it - Edition 45

Been a while huh?

Name the landmark. Not the city. Click the image for a bigger view.

If you're lucky, you'll catch team Ecland napping.

Nah. You won't.

Sometimes lowest cost isn't the best idea

Here is a cake that was ordered from WalMart. The decorative writing that appears on the cake isn't exactly what the person wanted.

Can you guess how the phone conversation went when the customer placed the order? Yeah...... you can, can't you?

Courtesy of J-Walk blog.

Search more than one place at a time

I think if you counted the people who (by default) use Google or Yahoo search, you'd probably account for 85% of internet users - maybe more. But is limiting yourself to only one search the best technique for finding stuff? A while back I blogged about a search that uses 36 of the most popular search resources on one page, but you can only use one at a time.

Addictomatic lets you search and displays the results in little sections including various news sites, YouTube, Digg, Google blog search, Wordpress blogs and technorati - all customizable to your tastes. The pic to the right doesn't even represent half of the page of search results you'll get.

I'm lazy sometimes... I meant to post this a week ago...

Sometimes I find a web site that just has me in stitches. One such site is someecards.com, where their tag line is 'when you care enough to hit send'.

Their cards are not exactly what you'd call.... Hallmark standard.

Polly want a lawyer

Parrot escapes home, gets lost.

Police find parrot but parrot's not talking.

Once at vet's, parrot sings (literally) and tells where it lives.

Gee, police even make parrots nervous.......

Go Oscar!

This is a story I've been watching with interest just because of its uniqueness, human enhancement factor and the precedent it is setting for the future.

Oscar Pistorius is an athlete in South Africa who is a double amputee. He's a runner. That's right. He runs fast - he is the disabled world record holder in the 100, 200 and 400 metres events. He runs with the help of special carbon fibre transtibial artificial limbs. But he's not satisfied with records in the realm of handicapped sports, he wants to compete with regular Olympians. At first, he was banned from competing because he supposedly had an unfair advantage over athletes with flesh and bone limbs. But that ban was overturned and now he is eligible to compete in the Olympics.

I'm still on the fence as to whether this is the right decision, but I will say that at least his advantage is on the table for everyone to see, as opposed to hidden advantages like pharmaceutical enhancements. One thing is for sure - this opens the door for other handicapped athletes to enter the world of mainstream sport.

It's anima-tastic!

Here's a video of an animated optical illusion.

Here we go again.....

No need for me to ramble. If you're Canadian and care about your rights as a consumer with regard to your electronic devices and your entertainment content, it's time to lobby your government again. Word on the street is that they are very close to introducing a Copyright Bill that will be a close cousin to the American DMCA.

It's official.... I'm a grand-dad!

At 5:10am PST today - 20 May 2008, baby Olivia was born in Mission BC to Lee-Anne Taylor and Colin Conklin. The baby girl is a Taurus. So is her mom. Can you say karma? I knew that you could. Olivia weighed 5lbs 13oz. She has long, curly black hair with red eyebrows and is one of the cutest babies I've ever seen. Both baby Olivia and mother Lee-Anne are doing fantastic.

And yours truly is a grandfather. I have yet to decide what I'd like her to call me. Grand-dad; pops; grand-pop; grandpa; grampy........

I'm too riled up to think of a title right now....

The US 9th Circuit Court of Appeal has ruled that border security can search your laptop without cause in the name of national security. The pundits are saying this will more than likely extend to cellphones and PDAs soon enough.

So basically, you now have to consider the ramifications of getting your laptop's contents searched and/or completely confiscated. Do you have anything incriminating on the hard drive? Anything personal? What if you have information, pictures, driving directions to a potential terrorist target? Corporate data that you aren't supposed to let fall into the wrong hands? Believe me, border services are the wrong hands, because you have no idea what they're going to do with that data once they copy / seize it. Maybe there is some software on your PC that is, how shall we say, on 'extended evaluation'?

They don't have to prove anything, and they certainly don't need for you to provide an explanation. OK, so you decide to encrypt or password protect your system. Doesn't matter. They'll ask you to unlock the machine. Refusal is just the perfect excuse to confiscate the laptop.

Yep, this is going to make a few select people very happy on their way into the USA, isn't it?

Thanks to Ernest for riling me up the tip.

What's worse?

Anti-bacterial soaps. I've never felt they were necessary, only because I think our bodies need to learn to adapt to the microscopic world that surrounds us, not be insulated from it. So it didn't really surprise me when I read this article on antibacterial soaps. Is the protection more deadly over the long term than the thing it's trying to protect us from? Will we suffer from the fact that the good bacteria are being killed too? Time will tell. Here's a CBC Marketplace article on triclosan.

An album ruined by its producers

I am a big Scarlett Johansson fan. OK, fine - I admit it - it has less to do with her acting cred. BUSTED! But now that we've crossed that bridge, when I found out she was going to be putting out her own album, I thought, "Cool. Let's see if the girl can sing."

The album is named Anywhere I Lay My Head and if it sounds familiar, it's because it's also a Tom Waits album. Yup, she covers Tom Waits. So now I'm thinking, "Way cool. Eclectic (after my own heart) too." And then I listened to the album.

OK, Scarlett - you're not going to make Beyonce nervous any time soon, but you do have a voice.... somewhere! The problem with this album is not the singing, or even the choice of the covered material - it's the production. It's way too over-produced, to the point where the music completely over-powers the singer. The whole recording sounded to me like she was miked to sound distant and it is my opinion that it ruins the product. Compounding the problem is that the music and environmental sound effects are too loud, brash, hissy and compressed. Message to music producers: We want to hear the voice! Even a song like I Wish I Was in New Orleans, which is only accompanied by a music box sounding instrument, the effect is overdone with massive distortion and noise - which by itself is a neat effect. But because it's so loud, it totally washes Scarlett's voice out. If it wasn't for the over-production, I think I might even like this album.

Somebody please, please remix this album to tame the music and effects and bring this girl's voice to the foreground where it needs to be heard. Then I'll attempt to critique Scarlett's vocal prowess. Because as it stands, I can't hear a freaking thing.

What is the oldest thing we own?

I saw what amounts to a good meme on another blog (see post title). So we thought about it for a while and found this wooden inlay picture hanging on our wall. The story goes that it belonged to Darlene's parents, who bought it from an artisan in Italy around 1970. So that makes it 38(ish). Each colour is a different type of wood. I likes it a lot.

It's about perception and focus

When I watched this ad about bicycle safety, I had to watch it again, because I thought they were pulling a fast one on me. Nope - they weren't.

Very well done.

Kid stuff

Darlene and I have been out and about looking at baby stuff...... you know... for our grand-daughter Olivia, who is expected to make her debut in the world any day now. Needless to say, we haven't really been 'up' on what's new in baby style or technology. Geez, there's some seriously sweet baby bling out there YO! Designer diaper bags (like Diaper Dude); baby travel tent-beds like the Kidco Peapod; the Bumbo; collapsible play yard / bassinets that fit into a bag......

But I also noticed the influence of the coffee generation on baby paraphernalia. I saw the most elite strollers with their own coffee cup holders built right onto the chassis. I'm guessing we wouldn't have seen that 10 years ago.

I believe dammit!

Am I the only person who didn't know there's a new X-Files movie out this July?

Am I the only person who's excited?

I am such a sheep......

Aliens are God's creatures too.....

The Vatican says it's OK to believe in aliens. I kid you not!

The Vatican are getting quite tolerant of late. The next thing you know, they're going to say it's OK to believe in evolution..........

Discuss.......

Something to think about

I was just getting ready to compose a blog piece on how wasteful we are of food. I don't think our household is as bad as the average, but I am cognisant of the food we throw away. Part of the problem is that packaging and portions are suited mostly to families of 4. So families of 2 (like us) can't typically find a lot of packaged food in smaller portions. I've blogged about this before.

Then I saw a link to this New York Times article about how much food gets wasted (in the US) every year. I wish I knew the solution. I've even said to Darlene on occasion, "Wouldn't it be neat if when we had some good food we didn't need, we could call someone or bring it somewhere to be put to good use - regardless of the quantity or time of day or night?"

The perfect birthday present - KITH

Wow. Last night I spent the night with 5 funny guys, Dave, Kevin, Bruce, Mark and Scott. You might know them as the Kids in the Hall. YEAH! I am such huge fans of the Kids - I can still remember the day we stumbled across them on the CBC TV network back in the day. Sketch comedy at its weirdest and most outrageous. So when I found out I was going to see them live on my birthday......... I damned near wet my freaking pants.

The show was supposed to start at 7pm, but their tour bus got caught up in the mountain passes on the way from Vancouver, so it was delayed 2 and a half hours. No matter. When the lights went down and the familiar theme song, "Having an Average Weekend" by Canadian band Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet came up - I had an out of body experience. Then we settled in for almost 2 hours of envelope pushing fun. Many recurring characters appeared on that stage, with some familiar material, some new stuff. Buddy Cole (played by Scott) explained his theory on why Jesus was gay. Bruce and Mark pranced around the stage as goofy showroom salesmen selling a spigot you attach to your fat American gut and drain said fat to power your SUV. Gavin (played by Bruce) greets the Jehovah's witnesses at his door and lets them in only to bore them with the endless list of weird or useless facts rattling around in his little boy-head. Gavin was always one of my favourite characters. Kathy (Bruce) and Cathy (Scott) the secretaries from AT&Love meet for lunch, where Kathy explains the secret to her fabulous figure is none other than "tweeking" with crystal meth. Dave and Kevin fight over Dave's imaginary girlfriend - this had some seriously clever twists. A classic sketch, where Bauer [correction] one of Scott's characters calls for phone sex and gets hooked up with the Chicken Lady (Mark). There was also a funny sketch involving a time machine belonging to Dave, which (as many clever comedies do) made its re-appearance in other sketches that Dave was cast in. Including the BJ for your B-Day sketch, where Dave's 'wife' asked why it was alright that he only got a BJ once a year on his birthday. Dave then gets out of bed and uses the time machine to...... yep, you guessed it - 'celebrate' his birthday again.

The show closed out with Mr. Tyzik (Mark), the Head Crusher, crushing various audience member's heads (using a video camera so you could see the crushing on the screen behind him), then turning to the other members of the troupe, mocking the recent careers of each member, after which he promptly crushed their heads before turning the crushing fingers onto himself.

Geo-head scratcher

(Now that it's solved I put a pic) If you're in this state, it is possible to travel southward (while still in it) and go through all 6 states that border it. Name the state.

More technobabble

There has been a lot of discussion in the online community about traffic shaping. The idea is that the companies (mostly the telecommunications giants) who provide the backbone of the internet (the big pipes if you will) in North America and elsewhere are or have plans to filter how long it takes internet traffic to get to its destination based on what kind of traffic it is. This would help guarantee quality of delivery for... you know... big media/industry content, while throttling undesirable yet wasteful traffic like peer-to-peer and non big media/industry content. This is basically a car-pool lane for select content providers and it is being fought by the net neutrality camp. I am very much aligned with the net neutrality position. The internet may have morphed from an institutionalized research network to a commercial network, but I don't believe its users would condone trends like traffic shaping if they knew what its ramifications were. It's the Cable TV-izing of the internet and it sets a precedent of restricting access to those with more money (both provider and user).

Another trend that has begun is the practise of inspecting your browsing habits courtesy of your internet service provider (ISP), where they or an agent they've made agreements with (such as Phorm) perform what's called deep packet inspection to see exactly what you're surfing (anonymously of course) so that advertisers may deliver custom tailored ads to your browser. This is really not much different than what spyware does, except that spyware does the inspecting right on your PC and reports to the mother ship, while this new trend watches your surfing further down the pipe, where you can't interfere. Another approach that has been around for a while uses cookies to track your surfing - there's a decent article about the whole business here. While I personally don't have an issue with this new approach - content has to be funded somehow and advertising is (so far) the most palatable way to do it, lots of folks do have a problem with it from a privacy point of view. Don't even get me started on that topic.

So I find it a little bit funny that we already have a new tool designed to defy the Phorms of the world by generating fake web traffic from your computer. This would supposedly confound the analysis by tainting your web traffic with random web surfing that would be indistinguishable from your own mouse clicks.

My point? Every technology measure can be defeated by another technology.

It's about what's on the outside that matters...

I haven't seen much of this even though I know it's available, so I'm going to predict that the next hot new trend in laptops will be custom paint jobs for the lid.

I've read that you can send your laptop out and and outfit will do the custom paint job for around $200.

Or you could go the budget route with stick on skins for $20-40.

Scary thoughts

What if gasoline cost $3.00 per litre ($8.00 per gallon)? That may be a scary question, but considering that some energy sector pundits put the cost of fuel at $2.50 per litre by 2025, it's something that one might have to consider. Oil supplies aren't replenishing themselves (although some geologists have theorized that they might), so once oil becomes a scarce commodity, this will put pressure on gasoline prices. But demand is increasing at a rate never seen before as the populous countries of China and India start buying cars in massive quantities.

Read the article postulating what a $3.00 per litre world would look like here.