Thursday, September 10, 2009

Come on meet the elements

The band They Might Be Giants made a video about the elements. You know..... Hydrogen, Helium, all that stuff? It's kind of fun. Could this become the new nerd anthem?

"Like a box of paints that are mixed to make every shade,
They either combine to make a chemical compound or stand alone as they are"


Time will tell.....

Note: The video is embedded within a boingboing video, so the actual video starts 0:23 in.

I'm missing Ze

I used to love watching Ze Frank's daily video clip (The Show with Ze Frank) he was putting out years ago. It's what inevitably led my friend Bernie and I to create what amounts to fan / tribute videos of the original hosers called Great White North II.

Well, if you're suffering Ze withdrawal like I am, there's always these few shorts he made at Time.

A story about rights

Here's the trailer of a new movie coming out this fall:

Scene: A dark, narrow street in London. Present day.

Two plain clothes police stop a 43 year old man, his 11 year old daughter and her six year old friend. They confiscate the man's USB thumb drives, cell phones, digital camera and CD. They make him stand in front of a CCTV to be photographed and then they search and photograph the children. They never tell the man where he can go to get his property returned. They never return it.

Oh wait, sorry. That's not a movie. It's real life.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Number nine.........

I just noticed..... today is 09/09/09.

It only took me until 5pm MST.

In a somewhat related story..... the Beatles music catalogue was released today in a completely remastered version (English: sounds better).

Number nine........ Number nine........ Number nine........ Number nine........

Not a coincidence

Now you know why it's called 'pie' errrr.... 'pi'.

I don't know whether to be in awe or go to the kitchen.....

Very Sci-Fi-ish

Someone took footage of a toy at the Googleplex called the Google Holodeck.

[Prediction] Some day, hi-def web cam feeds will be integrated into this type of application and you'll even get to see events in real time. That will be something.

♫ Lies lies lies yeah ♪

"The British Government's official figures on the level of illegal file sharing in the UK come from questionable research commissioned by the music industry."

Pfff! Come on..... That would never happen.....

Tucows speaks on the copyright debate

The supposed 'public' consultations the Canadian government is having are about to come to a close. There have been accusations of interference, from online public submissions being altered (which the government vehemently denies, to stacking the deck of town hall meetings with bias in favour of the entertainment industry.

Meanwhile, various stakeholders are weighing in on their feelings and ideas regarding how Canadian copyright law should evolve, unfortunately, the average Canadian likely won't get a chance to read or hear it before a law is drafted.

Except for this one. Tucows will be making a submission to "focus on the role of service providers and how they are being miscast in this dialogue" and will include a brilliant article by David Weinberger discussing the fundamental misconception in linking copyright to creativity. An excerpt:

"Whether it's Walt Disney recycling the Brothers Grimm, Stephen King doing variations on a theme of Bram Stoker, or James Joyce mashing Homer up with, well, everything, thereís no innovation that isnít a reworking of whatís already there. An innovative work without cultural roots would be literally unintelligible. So, incentives that require overly-strict restrictions on our use of cultural works directly diminish the innovativeness of that culture."

The article itself starts right after the title: Copyright's Creative Disincentive.

More on how you can have your voice heard before it's too late.

Results of submissions so far.

Get a taste of the greatest performance art

If you've ever wondered what it's like to perform improvisational theatre, now you have a chance to try it out for a very reasonable fee. Chinook Learning Services is offering, for the first time, an improvisation workshop for absolute beginners. No experience of any kind is necessary. It doesn't even matter if you've never tried acting before. Participants will spend a total of 9 hours over 3 Monday nights learning the basic elements of improvisation. The environment will be fun, friendly and safe and will employ games and exercises. Improvisation skills have a secondary benefit, as they help with self-esteem, team work and thinking on your feet. After this workshop, you will probably have a better idea if you'll want to take it to the next level.

This course is only running once this semester, starting October 19th. So even if you're just curious, register now. Here's your chance to learn the very basic elements of improvisation. Yes, I will be facilitating this workshop.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Here's what you paid for but won't get to use

I was away from the internets when this story broke (yeah, I know..... it was horrid), so I apologize for the lateness of this story and applaud my friend Ernest for bringing it to my attention.

Canadian Industry Minister Tony Clement scrapped a taxpayer-funded online tool that helps consumers compare cellphone plans. Allegedly this happened after lobbying by the wireless industry. The tool was apparently shelved just weeks before roll-out after government officials met with representatives from the mobile phone lobby. Michael Geist weighed in on his blog on Monday.

Some enterprising individual posted a glimpse of said tool (be sure to view it full screen to read it). Wonder how long before it's pulled down?

[Update] Ernest alerted me to a story about how the UK have their own mobile rate calculator, that includes data plans as well.

Thanks Ernest.

Because we don't get enough advertising....

You know what a captcha is right? Those online security quizzes that ask you to type in what you see to prove you're a human, not a programmed online 'bot'. Microsoft (those cheeky monkeys) are applying for a patent to embed advertising into captchas, in a manner similar to what's pictured here.

Look! It's the chicken lady!

Are you a fan of The Kids in the Hall? Did you know they are currently filming a new movie ummm correction.... 8 part TV series? OK, did you know that they're providing updates on their own Facebook page?

Make sure you look at all of their pictures. There's some wicked first looks at new characters and the kids look awesome.

Voice activated remote control. Why do we not have this yet?

I've already blogged about this subject before, but I felt like revisiting the topic after talking to my friend Ernest.

I'm certain that there is a substantial segment of the population that just can't navigate the complexity of their audio and video system components with the supplied remotes. Although friends have suggested alternate universal remotes, I don't think the perfect universal remote has been invented yet. Why? Because it still requires you to press the right combination of buttons.

What we need (and certainly have the technology to pull off) are remotes that respond to voice commands. You might need a techno-savvy individual to set them up, but once that's done, operating your gear should be as simple as ordering "Turn the TV on!" There are so many technically challenged folks out there (not their fault), people who can't see the buttons well along with any other handicaps that prevent the successful use of remote controls and voice command would solve most of these issues. The remote could even ask for confirmation when it interprets a command that could be potentially annoying if obeyed by mistake. Example:

User (U)"Turn everything on."
Remote (R) "Do you want all components to be turned on?"
(U) "I just want to watch TV."
(R) "I will turn on the components necessary to watch TV."
Later....
(U) "Louder."
(R) "Is this loud enough?"
(U) "That's fine."
Later still....
(U) "11 O'clock news."
(R) Switches to the channel most watched at this time, further narrowed down based upon scanning online TV listings for news broadcasts. "Is this the right channel?"
(U) "Yes."
After midnight....
(U) "ZZZzzzzzzzzzz." (snoring)
(R) Slowly adjusts volume down to zero. Waits one minute, slowly turns down TV picture brightness. Waits 5 minutes, then turns all components off.


Another example:
(U) "Watch TV"
(R) Switches on the components necessary to watch TV.
(U) "Start surfing."
(R) Switches every 3 seconds to the next higher channel
(U) "Faster!"
(R) Switches every second to the next higher channel
(U) "Stop!"
(R) Stops changing channels immediately.
Phone rings...
(R) Automatically mutes sound to allow user to answer phone.
Call is finished...
(U) "OK, I'm done, put the volume back up."
(R) Re-adjusts volume back to previous level.


This remote could be programmed to respond to a variety of commands natural to the user while also learning the viewing habits of the user to more intuitively interpret their spoken commands. This might create some comedic situations if the user is drunk or otherwise under the influence, but then the user likely doesn't have much success with regular remotes in this situation anyway. Hopefully there isn't an issue with people who yell at their TVs in response to what they're watching, like a hockey game for instance.

(U) "Awwww geez! That net was wide open!"
(R) "What?"


P.S.: I think we could fix that - preface every command with the word 'remote'.

No cats?

Wednesday, September 9th, I will participate in 'no cats day' by not posting anything cat related. I cannot predict what kind of effect this one day cat ban will have on subsequent days however.

Monday, September 07, 2009

Obama to brainwash the kids (no - not really)

What's funnier than a Republican administration? When the Republicans are attacking the administration, of course.

Take this case for example. Obama plans to make a televised speech to American students on September 8th, encouraging them to "work hard, set goals for their education and take responsibility for their learning". This is totally un-American (a private joke for Mitch and Carla) and has the Republicans accusing Obama of trying to "indoctrinate America's children to his socialist agenda." They're encouraging good right wingers to keep their kids home from school that day so that they aren't polluted by Obama's evil influence.

See? You can't make up funny shit like this even if you tried.

[Update] We now have the transcript of the speech. Looks pretty amazing to me.

Even the name is fun

While in Spokane, I found a neat little novelty shop called Boo Radley's, down by Riverfront. This shop has kitschy and unusual gifts. For adults with a sense of humour and nostalgia this is nirvana. It's a browsing kind of store where you should take your time and explore every nook and cranny. I saw Star Trek action figures, retro metal lunch boxes, fun books, zombie and robot comics, wind up toys and so much more.

What a fun, eclectic little store.

Hey internets! You iz old.....

Did you know that the root of the internet turned 40 this week? S'true!

Here's a video of Leonard Kleinrock describing the first inter-networked connection. For more real internet porn (totally safe for work), here's the same guy showing off the world's first packet switch (what we call a router today). That device is shown at the left.

Then why do we have them?

Remember how the medical community had us believing the appendix had no purpose? Wrong! It's actually useful supplementary material at the end of a book, article, or document.

I kid. I'm a kidder. I was really referring to the one in your gut. Turns out they are useful after all.

Just breathe

In the not too distant future, a doctor may be able to tell if you have lung cancer through a special kind of breathalyzer. This would allow cancer to be detected at a much earlier stage, which could save many lives.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Online kid's stuff

If you have kids, you are likely very protective about what they do online. There are some amazing sites just for kids though and this article highlights a few of them.

Like the Crayola page (seen here).

Yes I drew that. Yes, I am 6.

Making pedestrians safer

While we were in Kirkland Washington (near Bellevue), we noticed that they take their pedestrian crosswalks very seriously. More than 60 of the crosswalks have yellow flags on either side of the crosswalk in little buckets attached to a light post. You grab a flag before you cross to help drivers see you better. It's called PedFlag. These same crosswalks also have in-road lighting that lights up and flashes to make the crosswalks easier to see when folks are using them.

Anything that improves crosswalk visibility is a good thing. Calgary could learn a lesson or two from this.

Nice ride

Check out this nice bike we saw in Kirkland Washington. Posted for all you bike fanatics out there.

So, a little about our trip to the coast hey?

Yeah, we couldn't even wait until Saturday to start up this trip so we hit the road right after Darlene got off of work and headed for Cranbrook BC, our first stop. That allowed us to get a nice early start on the US border and on to Spokane. Although Spokane is a nice city and all, I was anxious to get on our way to the Oregon coast. So our stopover was just an excuse for me to twiddle my thumbs waiting for the next morning so we could head out on our way to....

...Seaside Oregon! It was cloudy when we arrived but I didn't care. I was there to be lulled by the sound of the surf once again and I was indeed lulled. There was much lulling. All day and all night too (the ocean never closes ya know....). The last time we were out this way, we stayed at the most popular place in Cannon Beach listed on Trip Advisor. Nice place, but I can't afford $500-700 per night. Yeah. We chose a considerably less expensive beach property in Seaside well away from the touristy part of town - meaning it was nice and quiet. What an awesome place. Darlene got her comfy bed in the form of a memory foam mattress. The staff were awesome and did whatever it took to make guests happy. Sure, I'll name drop - Inn of the 4 Winds. The scene isn't quite Cannon Beach, but it's very nice just the same (photo album is posted on Facebook). We managed to visit Astoria, downtown Seaside and Cannon Beach. We had originally booked a stay at the SurfSand Resort in Cannon Beach, but found a better deal in Seaside. After visiting, it turns out that the room we initially booked had no view to speak of and we would not have been able to hear the surf. We both agreed that if we could have transplanted the hotel we stayed at over to Cannon Beach, things would be perfect.

A pleasant surprise in Seaside was their factory outlet mall. I was a bit miffed that we wouldn't be able to fit in a visit to the Doc Marten store in Portland this trip because I need new shoes. Well, what did I find but the exact shoes I was looking for at an outlet store for half price. Sweet.

After a couple days on the beach, it was off to Bellevue Washington. A quick stop at Jimi Hendrix' grave site (also in my Facebook photo album), then off to the hotel in Bellevue. Here we ran into some trouble. The hotel we booked is basically part of a massive high end fitness facility. The hotel doesn't quite live up to its billing or its price though, at least not from our experience. The room is forgettable. The TV suffered from massive background interference noise - you could barely hear the sound. The bed was....... well, not suitable. Darlene suffers from a debilitating kind of ailment that requires a good mattress with some give and this bed was causing her serious numbness. There was no way we would be able to stay the night, let alone two. So at 11:30pm, we made the decision to flee for a better hotel. To the staff's credit, they were very understanding about the situation and didn't flinch about cancelling our reservation and fees.

The challenge was finding a new hotel. We accomplished that in 5 minutes. Tragedy turned into victory and we stumbled across a wonderful hotel in Kirkland that we would never have thought to stay at (The Heathman). Much better room, better bed, better TV, better view, better neighbourhood, better food choices.... The staff even lend out laptops for wireless internet access. How cool is that? Kirkland is a nice little city and our hotel was right in the middle of it, only a couple blocks from Lake Washington. Nearby was a great pancake place (The Original Pancake House) where Darlene had what she referred to as 'the best buckwheat pancakes I've ever tasted'. I tried the coconut pancakes and I couldn't argue with her assessment.

Later, we visited friends in Lake Forest Park (thanks Mitch and Carla for your hospitality) and then it was time to work our way back home. All the driving was starting to wear me down, but the highlights of the trip were worth it. I think next time we'll consider flying out to enjoy more 'destination time'.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

So nice to see the wind being exploited

Along our drive from Spokane to the Oregon coast, we drove along the Columbia River gorge. In past trips, I had noticed windmill farms before, especially on the Washington State side, but this time, things had really ramped up. Now there are countless numbers on either side of the river (Washington and Oregon), high up on the cliff tops, with plenty more visibly under construction. I can't say for sure how many windmills there were, but if I had to venture a guess, there had to be at least a few hundred. The Biglow farm already has 141 turbines with 76 more coming. The Klondike wind farm has more than 240 turbines. The Shepherd's Flat wind farm (billed as the biggest on-land wind farm in the world - for now) is expected to have 313 turbines, but I don't think that is built yet! All this doesn't even count the ones on the Washington State side.

On the Interstate highway, parts of new windmills were en route to their new perches somewhere along the river valley. It was so awesome to see this untapped resource finally being put to good use.

P.S.: The blades on the turbines in the Biglow farm are 155 feet long. Each. Imagine how tall those towers are.....

Beat by a burger for the first time ever

Morris' Fireside Restaurant in Cannon Beach where I had the Beau's Bodacious Half Pound Burger (pictured). If I had a white flag to wave at our table, it would have been flying by the end of my meal. Two fresh quarter pound patties, Tillamook cheddar, at least a full clove (I swear two or more) of tender roasted garlic. I had to slice this thing in half to eat it and I could barely fit it in. Yes, Karl was bested by this burger. That was a first my friends. And the fries! Giant home-cut fries. Like seriously - put your two smallest fingers side by side - these fries were as big or bigger in girth than that, but much much longer. Yet still fully cooked (there's nothing worse than giant fries that are raw inside).

Darlene had a giant BLTC sandwich (also pictured - you can see one of the fries on her plate).

We need to 'phone-ify' the web

After using my iPhone for 8 months, I have come to the realization that the next revolution that needs to take place online is the restructuring of web pages for mobile devices. The forward thinking web sites have already figured this out and automatically send you content tailored for your mobile device. But we still have a long way to go on this. Web content providers need to offer alternate versions of their pages that are easier to use and formatted to fit a small screen. One could argue that it's the consumer that has created this need, but web content providers must understand that ignoring the rapidly growing segment of the internet community that now accesses their content through mobile devices simply leaves that community to surf elsewhere.

So come on web site owners..... let's make 2010 the year we 'phone-ify' the web.

Is your bank doing enough to protect your account?

In what is likely a precedent-setting case, a judge has ruled that a couple who were fleeced out of more than $26,000 from their line of credit can sue their bank for its alleged failure to implement the latest security measures (via online access).

Attention Walmart shoppers.....

There's a web site getting a lot of traction right now called 'People of Walmart'. Essentially folks are encouraged to send in their pictures of the Walmart shoppers who maybe didn't look in the mirror with a serious eye before heading to Wally World. It's not just about the clothes, but the cars too.

What is it about Walmart that...... I mean you'll never see these folks in Nordstrom's or William Sonoma, right?

P.S.: I love this camo beetle. It's so..... I dunno...... nature-ey.

Don't push that button!

Re-worded crosswalk sign gives button a whole new purpose.

More crosswalk hacks here.

Friday, September 04, 2009

On the beach

I'll tell a more detailed story about our trip soon enough, but in the meantime, there be pictures on Facebook.