Obama to brainwash the kids (no - not really)

What's funnier than a Republican administration? When the Republicans are attacking the administration, of course.

Take this case for example. Obama plans to make a televised speech to American students on September 8th, encouraging them to "work hard, set goals for their education and take responsibility for their learning". This is totally un-American (a private joke for Mitch and Carla) and has the Republicans accusing Obama of trying to "indoctrinate America's children to his socialist agenda." They're encouraging good right wingers to keep their kids home from school that day so that they aren't polluted by Obama's evil influence.

See? You can't make up funny shit like this even if you tried.

[Update] We now have the transcript of the speech. Looks pretty amazing to me.