Creative challenge: Describe your fave movie as boring as possible.
For example:
Guy finds a ring and his nephew returns it to the factory. (Lord of the Rings)
Professor skips office hours to find a misplaced box. (Indiana Jones)
Old lady tells a story about a boat on a different boat. (Titanic)
A political confrontation ensues after a design flaw is discovered in a government building. (Star Wars)
Knights without horses look for a cup. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Man turns off alarm clock 3176 times. (Groundhog Day)
Cat lady takes long nap after cleaning her transport rig of vermin. (Alien)
5 kids make a ruckus while locked in a school library. (Breakfast Club)
Four college professors get fired and become exterminators. (Ghostbusters)
Man obsessed with business cards is a killer Huey Lewis fan. (American Psycho)
Obedient robot kills those who aren't. (Blade Runner)
Man uses mashed potatoes because Google Maps hasn't been invented yet. (Close Encounters)
The trailer is funnier than the actual movie. (Comedian)
Dumb criminals who sound Canadian. (Fargo)
Loser brings goddess on space cruise to find rocks. (5th Element)
Long distance space travel really sucks. (Interstellar)
Abandoned traveller discovers many ways to cook potatoes. (The Martian)
Guy takes drugs one time and has worst trip ever. (The Matrix)
Two guys bond on an unintended road trip. (Planes Trains & Automobiles)
Washed up actor becomes an icon again. (Pulp Fiction)
Kid messes with the mind of a ghost. (The Sixth Sense)
A family continually creates trouble for an entire galaxy. A nine part series. (The Star Wars saga)
If I had a hammer, the movie. (Thor)
Man wanders a frozen wasteland in search of an Oscar (The Revenant)
Puppet convinces man to kill his dad. (The Empire Strikes Back)
An failed business tycoon who currently plays a president, acts like a decent human for 3 seconds. (Home Alone)
Guy loves a girl even without her Instagram filters. (Shrek)
A protocol droid is bullied by humans for 3 generations. (The Star Wars saga)
Man child grows up. (Every Adam Sandler movie)
Fantasy about a bus running ahead of schedule for a change. (Speed)
Cancer survivor never loses his sense of humour. (Deadpool)
Divorced man discovers he is trans, loses custody of kids. (Mrs. Doubtfire)
After the death of her parents, young socialite causes millions in property damage. (Frozen)
Priests convince child to join cult. (Star Wars Ep I)
Young man forcibly binds men and photographs them for money. (Spiderman)