The Rob Ford 12 steps program

1. Get people to like you
2. Get elected
3. Once in power, ignore everyone's advice
4. Don't stop drinking or doing drugs
5. Get on camera drinking and doing drugs
6. Deny that you're on camera drinking and doing drugs
7. Keep hanging out with questionable people
8. Keep the press off of your driveway
9. If anyone proves you're drinking and doing drugs, tell them you're only human
10. Realize that you're doing so badly, even the Conservatives won't hang with you anymore
11. Blame the cops
12. Carry on