Wednesday, November 06, 2013

The Rob Ford 12 steps program

  1. Get people to like you
  2. Get elected
  3. Once in power, ignore everyone's advice
  4. Don't stop drinking or doing drugs
  5. Get on camera drinking and doing drugs
  6. Deny that you're on camera drinking and doing drugs
  7. Keep hanging out with questionable people
  8. Keep the press off of your driveway
  9. If anyone proves you're drinking and doing drugs, tell them you're only human
  10. Realize that you're doing so badly, even the Conservatives won't hang with you anymore
  11. Blame the cops
  12. Carry on

1 comment:

Retro Blog said...

Hey he could be mayor of Washington DC!!