A teacher compiled a list of comments from test papers, essays etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. Some are outright funny-rific! A sample:
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
The moon is a planet, just like the earth, only it is even deader.
The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
These ones in particular almost made me pee right on the spot, I was laughing so hard.
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