Sunday, November 02, 2008

Because they haven't quite made enough money yet

Up until about 1997 or so, Calgary had a military base. In 1997-98, the Army units making their home here moved to Edmonton and the Base itself was turned over to the Canada Lands Company (CLC).

My first experience with CLC was due to the fact that I was living in Private Married Quarters (PMQs) at the time - rent was cheap for military members. As soon as CLC took over the Base, they sent letters to everyone that our rules of occupancy were about to change. In 1997, I was paying about $400 a month to rent a tiny duplex. Yes, that was a great price, but the house was built in 194x, had very little insulation and the wiring was literally crumbling apart. You could use our bedroom closet as a fridge in winter-time. Our gas heating bills were staggering - the furnace barely turned off. Under the CLC's new rules, I would have to pay $800 a month, get rid of my pets, shed, fence (if there was one) and be on notice to vacate with 3 month's notice. Only after I submitted my official notice that I was leaving did they respond that I could keep my pets, shed and fence if that was the problem.

Let's face it, CLC is a crown corporation with a public facade and it has one mission - make as much money as possible from the acquisition of former Crown land. They intended to turn the Base into new, trendy neighbourhoods in phases, starting with the area we had been living in. Now, to their credit, Garrison Woods is a beautiful development. But it did not go cheaply my friends. Oh no. In some cases, old PMQs were moved (closer together of course), gutted on the inside leaving only the original framing and wood flooring, and refurbished. There were also many new homes built in a colonial style with porches along with brownstone style town homes surrounding a military monument. The families that used to live here would barely recognize the place.

Now the CLC is getting ready to develop the last phase of their development plan where the old base housed some of its units and barracks, an area currently being used for assorted businesses. It will be getting a face lift that will include a European style commercial district and new homes where there were none before.

One of the old businesses that is getting the heave-ho is the Calgary Farmer's Market. The market took over the old hangar in the base formerly occupied by the Field Ambulance unit. It hosted many little family run vendor stalls selling everything from fresh fruits and vegetables, to organic meats, bakery selections and crafts. A letter writing campaign and Facebook group trying to save the market didn't succeed and it must move by 2010. The market hopes to find a new home by then.

CLC's official position on the eviction: "Having a large-scale public market that requires significant infrastructure to support it does not meet CLC's criteria of a complete and sustainable community." I understand that the CLC is a business, but understand that these lands were already owned by the federal government, so everything they've sold is pure profit after development costs.

Heartless bastards.

There are spoilers in this post......

I have always been curious about the love affair some people..... OK, young guys..... have with the biggest waste of money accessory you can buy for a car - the spoiler.

I'm not talking about the little cosmetic ones - sometimes they add a little fun to the look of the vehicle (and no..... I don't have one on my TSX). I'm talking about the protuberant, carbon fibre flight control that probably costs more than the car's stereo system and is as aesthetically pleasing as an anvil bolted to the hood. Spoilers do work...... oh yeah.... when you're travelling at 130mph! But for your typical daily commute, it's as useless as putting wings on a dog. I especially laugh when I see one of these monster spoilers on a little Dodge Neon or any other car that could barely break the speed limit. There's just... no.... point.

I know it's a question of personal preference, but I have to tell ya, I think they look stupid. Sorry guys.

Honourable mention goes to the modified exhaust. Funny. Ineffective. Annoying.

Evian water

Evian spelled backwards is naive.

Coincidence?

RPM 29

This band featured a cat, a space man, a star child and a demon.

Who were they?

Habs are on fire

My hockey team (Les Canadiens de Montreal) is in its 100th season this year. Montreal will be hosting the All Star game this year. Needless to say, hopes are high that they might win the Stanley Cup this year as well.

Last night, they played the New York Islanders in their home in Uniondale. I couldn't watch the game live, since I was ushering at Loose Moose last night. When I left the house, I already knew the Habs were down 1-3 and little did I know that by the end of the 2nd period, they would be down 1-4. With only 13 minutes left in the game and two blown power play opportunities to
start the 3rd period, you'd think it was over for Les Habitants. And that's where you'd be wrong.

In a span of 7 and a half minutes, Montreal scored 4 goals and beat the Islanders 5-4.

GO HABS!

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Best dog Halloween costume ever!

You know..... it's a cuddly little Ewok from Star Wars...

Bad monkey!

Watch this gibbon taunt some tigers for fun.

I'm thinking the tigers couldn't have been very hungry at this particular time.

"..... unless I am dating you"

Check out this witty comic that explains how to ward off the most obvious, but lame costume choice for this year - going as Sarah Palin.

Very funny. Especially the disclaimer at the bottom of the poster (see post title).

The Pin Cushion Queen

The final piece in the set of 12 of Tragic Toys for Girls & Boys, by Tim Burton.

Today, it's The Pin Cushion Queen.

Life isn't easy
for the Pin Cushion Queen.
When she sits alone on her throne
Pins push through her spleen.

Friday, October 31, 2008

The Boy with Nails in his Eyes

Number 11 in the set of 12 of Tragic Toys for Girls & Boys, by Tim Burton.

Today, it's The Boy with Nails in his Eyes.

The Boy with Nails in his Eyes
put up his aluminum tree.
It looked pretty strange
because he couldn't really see.

Best costume evar!

I don't know how tiring it would be for a child to walk in this costume for a while, but it rocks..... I mean walks.....

Downtown shopping! In Calgary! No.... really...

Coming from Montreal, where the downtown core is very much alive and dynamic and a destination for all who live in the city for more than just work, coming to Calgary was a bit of a culture shock. Calgary has a modern, sleek downtown core. While visitors who have visited from older parts of the world have said things like "the city looks like it was just unpacked" (which is mostly true), the downtown core has a lot to offer. This includes a 6 block long stretch of street converted into an open-air pedestrian mall (Stephen Avenue Mall - 8th Ave SW), the Epcor Centre for the Performing Arts, a vibrant Chinatown, numerous hotels and restaurants and a 7 station stretch of the LRT line that is free to make it easier to get around downtown. Even better, Calgary has a +15 walkway system that connects many buildings together on their second floors in a way that it isn't hard to walk a dozen blocks or more without stepping outside.

Although Darlene and I head downtown to shop fairly regularly (on the weekend), I was floored at how many people not only don't go downtown to shop, but don't even know there is some great shopping to be had at a complex starting with the Hudson's Bay Company store at the east end to the old Eaton's store (which became Sear's - which becomes the soon to be Holt Renfrew store) at the west end, with the Scotia Centre, TD Square and the old Eaton's Centre in between. The TD Square and Eaton Centre properties have merged into The Core, and are renovating into a huge downtown mall. Among the new features we can look forward to when the facelift is complete include the largest skylight in the world (at least 2 city blocks long), the Devonian Gardens are being rebuilt and integrated into the complex. This by itself is great news - the gardens are a tropical paradise to escape to which is very welcome in winter. The 3rd level will have several 2 storey facades, lit up by the huge skylight, creating a feeling of an outdoor urban promenade.

Thanks to Ernest for the link to The Core.....

More fun tees to buy!

Someone just started up a new t-shirt store online and asked me to share it with you. Being as I am a huge fan of clever tees, how could I resist?

The name of the site is Rizzo Tees and Rizzo has offered me a coupon code to share with all of my readers to use as many times as you want. The code (3JBEE84C) expires on 12/31/08 and is good for 20% off.

The brackets aren't part of the code......

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Robot Boy

Number 10 in the set of 12 of Tragic Toys for Girls & Boys, by Tim Burton.

Today, it's Robot Boy.

The poem associated with this little character is also quite long. So if you want to read it, you'll find it here.

Wrong on so many levels

Name at least 2 things that are wrong with this photo.

You don't have to stop at 2......

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Stain Boy

Number 9 in the set of 12 of Tragic Toys for Girls & Boys, by Tim Burton.

Today, it's Stain Boy.

Of all the super heroes,
the strangest one by far,
doesn't have a special power,
or drive a fancy car.

next to Superman and batman, I guess he must seem tame.
But to me he is quite special,
and Stain Boy is his name.

He can't fly around tall buildings,
or outrun a speeding train,
the only talent he seems to have
is to leave a nasty stain.

Sometimes I know it bothers him,
that he can't run or swim or fly,
and because of this one ability,
his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.

Best meme I've seen in a while

Try this if you're bored. Or curious. Or curiously bored:

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3. The last four words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.
If you want to do this again later, you’ll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.

3 - Go to flickr’s “explore the last seven days” http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Put it all together, that’s your debut album.

My band: Greater Coucal.
The debut album: Meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
The album cover is pictured.

Found at http://presurfer.blogspot.com/

Not really impressed with the Uncle Burger

I decided to give the new A&W Sirloin Uncle Burger a try.

Meh......................

It's all about image

The new design for the upcoming Pepsi Cola can is quite........... ummm................ web 2.0-ish.

No?

I have no idea how real this is..........

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Where is it edition 52

It's time again, to play where is it.

Name the city. Click the picture for a bigger view.

Have fun. Play nice.

Mummy Boy

Number 8 in the set of 12 of Tragic Toys for Girls & Boys, by Tim Burton.

Today, it's Mummy Boy.

The poem associated with this little character is also quite long. So if you want to read it, you'll find it here.

Master carver

Some fantastic pumpkin carvings.

These are all by Ray Villafane.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Oyster Boy

Number 7 in the set of 12 of Tragic Toys for Girls & Boys, by Tim Burton.

Today, it's Oyster Boy.

The poem associated with this little character is quite long. So if you want to read it, you can find it here.

Multiple recycle points get little buy-in from consumers

I've mentioned this before but I feel it merits mentioning again in light of recent announcements regarding deposits on beverage containers.

The province of Alberta is complaining that the recovery from recycling dairy containers isn't high enough - apparently only 23 percent of paper milk cartons are recycled and 60 percent of plastics. Until curb side recycling kicks in (no - Calgary still doesn't have it), you bring milk containers to the same recycle depots where you bring your cardboard, paper, etc. So now they intend to add a higher deposit value on the containers and make them returnable to the bottle depot for deposit refund to try and increase the level of recycling. Seniors aren't happy because it adds more cost to their milk and they can't afford to constantly bring the containers back to bottle depots as many seniors don't drive. Unlike pop (soda), which is more of a treat or luxury, milk is a necessity to seniors.

Once again, I have a better idea. With curb side recycling just around the corner (summer 2009 if all goes according to plan), people will still be saddled with having to put some recyclables in their curb side bin while still having to collect and carry beverage bottles, cans and boxes - and now milk containers - to the bottle depot for refund. What's the point? Wouldn't it be better if we could just put everything that can be recycled in the curb side bin at our home? I can't speak for the rest of our city, but I would gladly forget about the refund on my recyclable container deposits if it would be used to pay for the cost of curb side recycling. It just makes common sense. People without cars wouldn't have to try and find a way to cart their massive collection of containers to bottle depots (or throw their recyclables out - which is most likely what they're doing now anyway).

Next, they'll be training circus animals to do this

A chimpanzee learns to ride a Segway.

At first, the chimp only goes forward - it doesn't know how to steer or slow down or stop yet. But after a few crashes it gets the hang of it fairly quickly.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The Girl with Many Eyes

Number 6 in the set of 12 of Tragic Toys for Girls & Boys, by Tim Burton.

Today, it's The Girl with Many Eyes.

One day in the park
I had quite a surprise.
I met a girl
who had many eyes.

She was really quite pretty
(and also quite shocking!)
and I noticed she had a mouth,
so we ended up talking.

We talked about flowers,
and her poetry classes,
and the problems she'd have
if she ever wore glasses.

It's great to know a girl
who has so many eyes,
but you really get wet
when she breaks down and cries.

Unique wedding cakes

Very cool wedding cakes.

Can't say much more than that........

"Hey Dookie!"

Remember the "Wassup" guys from the beer commercial?

They're back, but not promoting what you'd think.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Costumes galore

Thanks to a tip from my friend Gord, I surprised Darlene today with a visit to a place that up until a week ago, I didn't even know existed. The place is called Momentum Design, just west of Calgary, across the road from Calaway Amusement Park. The place is a costume design outfit for the movie industry, and not just for movies filmed in the Calgary area. There were outfits from the movies Hell Boy, Blade and many more. The warehouse is bigger than I could imagine, with each aisle having 4 rows of hanging costumes high. I'll tell you, if you need a few hundred authentic looking aboriginal period costumes, this is the place to go. We also saw period pieces from the Victorian era, lots of military outfits, wedding dresses and gowns and so much more. If I had to estimate, there were easily 4000+ pieces on display. The place has been open for a few weeks now too, so I'm guessing much of the 'for sale' stuff has already been picked clean.

I couldn't take any pictures in the store, so there's no picture with this post. They have some stuff for sale, but most of (what's left of) the inventory is for rent only. The store is only open to the public for a few more days, then it goes private again, catering only to the movie industry.

Jimmy the Penguin Boy

Number 5 in the set of 12 of Tragic Toys for Girls & Boys, by Tim Burton.

Today, it's Jimmy the Hideous Penguin Boy.

"My name is Jimmy,
but my friends just call me
'the hideous penguin boy.'"