Small things 30 Aug

• Imagine if more people said, “I don’t know enough about that to properly form an opinion on it.”
• A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times, to tell you that none of this would've happened if you had just listened to her.
• If you died choking on a gummy bear, I would just tell people you were killed by a bear and leave it at that.
• John Fluevog shoes’ new slogan: “Total sh** show.”
• If you're trying to impress me with your vehicle, it had better be a food truck.
• Old enough to do whatever I want. Too tired to do it.
• Corporations making record profits: “It’s inflation…”   Consumers: “I don’t think that word means what you think it means.”
• People on benefits aren't negatively affecting your life in the slightest. If your life sucks, it’s probably because of the rich. Blaming the people on benefits suits them just fine.