Saturday, March 25, 2023

Unexpected item in bagging area


It's not unexpected, you digital dolt. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. 

What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. I've got places to be. I cant be playing hide-the-actual-salami with the Terminator's younger, dumber cousin.

Oh, and now you've sent for backup. Well done. Now I have to deal with a human person who thinks I'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur. A human being is about to take over your job, loser.

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