Saturday, August 20, 2022

Small things 20 Aug

  • You can't reason someone out of a notion that they didn't reason themselves into.
  • You know that you text too much when you're very happy to stop at a red light.
  • Imagine trying to give out this email to people: 1onethefirstjustthenumberthesecondspelledout@hotmail.com
  • Some people put more effort into naming their wifi network than their kids.
  • The cool part about naming your kids is you don't have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available. ~Bill Murray
  • [Founder of Costco, at the moment of conception, drunk] “It’s gonna have amazing hot dogs too. And an optometrist.”
  • Imagine if people were like internet videos where you can see how much longer they're going to be talking.
  • I’m not concerned about an increase in artificial intelligence, I’m concerned about a decrease in human intelligence.
  • Do the math geeks refer to the 7-11 as the -4?
  • Bring back P.K. Subban to the Canadiens.

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