Small things 20 Aug

• You can't reason someone out of a notion that they didn't reason themselves into.
• You know that you text too much when you're very happy to stop at a red light.
• Imagine trying to give out this email to people: 1onethefirstjustthenumberthesecondspelledout@hotmail.com
• Some people put more effort into naming their wifi network than their kids.
• The cool part about naming your kids is you don't have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available. ~Bill Murray
• [Founder of Costco, at the moment of conception, drunk] “It’s gonna have amazing hot dogs too. And an optometrist.”
• Imagine if people were like internet videos where you can see how much longer they're going to be talking.
• I’m not concerned about an increase in artificial intelligence, I’m concerned about a decrease in human intelligence.
• Do the math geeks refer to the 7-11 as the -4?
• Bring back P.K. Subban to the Canadiens.