At the carriage dealership in 1900

Salesperson: So what colour do you want your buggy? You can choose from black, black, or blacker.

Buyer: I think I like black. But I do have a request.

Salesperson: What's that?

Buyer: I want my buggy to stand out. I'd like the buggy to be pulled by zebras.

Salesperson: I'll have to talk to the manager, but I think that's something we can do.

[Overheard in the manager's office] How much white touch-up paint do we have?