Small things 12 Feb

• It's been a while since I looked at my White Noise blog stats. Almost 17 years. 670,000 all-time views. 11,268 individual posts. 5,608 comments. Can I get 100 more followers? 
• Life is pain............................... au chocolat!
• How people try not to wake up too much when they go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
• When one door closes, just open it again. That's how doors work. 
• Watch the movie Grease again, but this time with the knowledge that the characters in the movie are supposed to be teenagers.
• Irony: You drop a block of ice on your foot and then someone suggests putting ice on it.
• Trump quit the actor's union. Insert your own joke here. Here's mine: "I guess after that brilliant 4 year run playing POTUS, there wasn't much else he could do to top it."
• The biggest danger to our society is not believing that fake information is true, it's believing that true information is fake. 
• Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?
• If there are people who refuse to play along when there's a pandemic with a relatively low infection rate, how will we deal with any new virus with a much higher infection rate.
• It wouldn't hurt to check your usernames and passwords on haveibeenpwned.com. If the password you check shows a compromise, change it on EVERY login that uses it. Those compromised passwords are now public domain in the criminal community.