Alternative names for stuff

• Randomized clinical trial controlled with a placebo - trick or treatment
• Foot fell asleep - coma toes
• Insomnia - resisting a rest
• Car repair - autocorrect
• Stepdad - faux pa
• High heels - arch enemies
• Hereditary depression - blue genes
• Alexander Graham Bell - Lord of the rings
• Paris Fashion Week - French dressing
• Dad bod - father figure
• Moon enthusiast - lunatic
• Jet skis - boatercycles
• The Iliad - Troy story
• Erectile dysfunction - Ballzheimer's
• Jurassic world - Parks and Rex
• Lawn fertilizer - grassoline
• Mirror - self checkout
• Jousting - Poker knight
• Toaster - Tanning bread