Small things 19 Oct

• My gums only bleed when the hygienist does the flossing. Maybe THEY'RE doing it wrong!!
• Kid Rock looks like Dr Phil dressed up as Kid Rock.
• "Have a nice day" sounds great. "Enjoy the next 24 hours" sounds threatening.
• The next time you're on a bus, just yell, "Hey Siri, play Despacito!" See how many iPhones do it.
• Give the next person who buys your house a quick bit of excitement. Get a dollar store skeleton and bury it in a shallow grave in your garden.
• I know some people who, if they had a rock climbing wall installed on the wall leading up their stairs, they would take the wall. Every. Time.
• The US needs to add Guam, PR and DC as states. Then there would be 53 states. 53 is a prime number. Then the US can truly be "One nation, indivisible...."
• Do a Google search 'cats eating corn on the cob'. I have no words.