Hallowe'en tips

• If you need to stop at the bank, gas station, etc., make sure to take your mask off first.
• Birthday suits are not costumes.
• Slutty anything costumes are out.
• Definitely do NOT go dressed as Brett Kavanaugh. Or Trump.
• Just because you're healthy doesn't mean kids will enjoy Acai smoothies for treats. Not rice cakes either.
• When you go trick or treating, it's not OK to go in their house. Don't ask to use the bathroom.
• If you see large clusters of adults walking up the street, the house that gives out shots can't be far away.
• Yes, the kids' costumes are cute. But ask if you can take a picture first.
• If you don't plan to give out treats, keep your lights off.
• Wanna be the Hallowe'en hero on the block? Triple Power Push Pops. Trust me.