Small things 13 Apr

• You could tell me any group of white men was the band Imagine Dragons and I'd believe you.
• Husband: Name one thing you'd like to try in the bedroom... Wife: Get a full 8 hours of sleep...
• In the UK, they drive on the left. In Russia, they drive on what's left.
• Did God download the commandments onto a tablet from 'the cloud'?
• If the earth was really flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.