Saturday, April 14, 2018

Small things 13 Apr

  • You could tell me any group of white men was the band Imagine Dragons and I'd believe you.
  • Husband: Name one thing you'd like to try in the bedroom... Wife: Get a full 8 hours of sleep...
  • In the UK, they drive on the left. In Russia, they drive on what's left.
  • Did God download the commandments onto a tablet from 'the cloud'?
  • If the earth was really flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.

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