The downside of home schooling

• It's no fun if the lunch lady is Mom.
• Band class is ultra boring.
• You're not likely to get a yearbook.
• If you're sick, you still might have to attend class.
• No wall of alumni pictures to inspire you.
• No boy's or girl's bathroom to smoke in.
• It's no fun if the janitor is Mom.
• Every class has the same damned teacher....
• No library.
• It's no fun to throw the dodge ball at Mom.
• Nobody to pass secret notes to.
• Prom will probably be in the garage.
• The bus never shows up, but you still have to go to school.
• If you play hookey, Mom goes looking for you.
• No funny jokes written in text books from past year students.