Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Names of old bands if they had been named today

Foghat - Asshat
Led Zeppelin - Higgs Boson
Coldplay - Cosplay
Steely Dan - Rocket Boy
Deep Purple - Light urple (that's not a typo - SNL Jeopardy skit lovers will understand)
Talking Heads - Robot Heads
Supertramp - Uberskank
Blood Sweat & Tears - Duties Levies and Taxes
Foreigner - Immigrant
Blondie - Baldie

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