My resume for working at the log fire channel

To: Shaw log fire live feed channel
Attention: Human Resources

Resume for Log Fire Attendant

Name: Karl Plesz

Education & skill set:

• Woodcutter apprentice at International Institute of Woodsmen
• Certified Expert wood stacker
• Trained in lattice, igloo and pyramid style of log placement
• Master creosote removal technician
• Up to date on burn rates of all deciduous and coniferous tree types.
• Expert lumberjack shirt sleeve rolling technique.
• Certified in damp wood smoke control.
  

Work Experience & Accomplishments:

• Chopped wood at summer camp for 6 years in a row.
• Built fires in back yard since I was 4 years old.
• Have had wood burning fireplace in 7 of last 9 homes.
• Have built log piles in both clockwise and counter-clockwise methods.
• Created words with log pieces to see if anyone would notice.
• Hand crafted my own set of fireplace tools, including a forged steel poker.
• Specialities include log scenting, hot coal stirring and cinder-less log tossing.
• Pictured is the latest failed wood fire I managed to save from total ruin through strategic poking and fresh log placement.