What..... couldn't find any strobe lights?

I'm in Sears the other day with Darlene and I spot a cop light. A red cop light on top of a display at a cosmetics counter. A freaking old school cop light. Like the kind you'd see in a Starsky & Hutch TV episode. Or a Ginsu knife demonstration display in a department store.

Seriously Sears..... is that the best you can do? A bloody cop light? Why don't you just light a little bonfire on the cosmetics counter and use a blanket to make smoke signals?

I'm telling Lancôme on you guys. I'm sure they'll be suitably impressed that you're trying to attract customers to their counter with a cop light........