If the pig sneezes, I'm dead

Influenza A (H1N1) has created such a stir, it's even affected the Winnie the Pooh story.

In case the text isn't legible:

"As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh.

Pooh thought to himself: "If the pig sneezes, he's dead.

Picture modified for fit and reduction of cuss words.