Men - take heed

A guide to words women use:

1. Fine: Women use this to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. 5 Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad though, it's the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to do things around the house.
3. Nothing: The calm before the storm. Nothing means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't fall for it!
5. Loud Sigh: Not actually a word, but a non-verbal signal often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she's thinking long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: She's just thanking you - just say "you're welcome".
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "F%@# YOU!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement. It's used when a woman has told a man to do something several times, but is now forced to do it herself. This often results in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.

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