Friday, December 02, 2005

Political gifts

See - the problem with having an election campaign over Christmas is the public wants gifts and the party leaders want to be percieved as Santa Claus:

Liberals: We're cutting personal income taxes.
Conservatives: Oh yeah? Well, we'll cut the GST.....
NDP: Well, we'll improve health care substantially.
Liberals: We're helping poor people with the cost of fuel.
Conservatives: You so totally stole that idea from Ralph Klein.
NDP: Free Tim Horton's coffee for everyone!
Bloc Quebecois: Habs tickets! Get your Habs tickets!

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