Read my t-shirt!

Someone I know very well used to work part-time as a System Administrator for a particular company. Over the course of time, this individual demanded more and more money to continue doing the increasingly more annoying job of Sys Admin for said company. Then the company got a new manager who conspired to begin the process of letting this Sys Admin go, due to the rather large sum they were paying for the Admin's duties. I say "conspired" because they never actually got a chance to dismiss the Sys Admin, as he/she had been reading the developing plans in the e-mails on the e-mail server.

Word to the wise people: If you're planning on getting rid of the Sys Admin, keep in mind they can and likely do read your e-mail. It's not just a joke. It's a fact of life.