Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Father Guido for Pope

So - without further ado, I present my candidate for the next Pope. I only posted this because there are likely scores of you who were born before this cat was a regular on SNL.

Father Guido Sarducci on the 10 Commandments:

There were actually more than ten, but Moses was old and grumpy, and after he broke the tablets he could only remember the negative ones. "Don't do this. Don't do that." The truth is, most of them were more like advice. The Twelfth Commandment, for example, was "Whistle while you work." (People think its from Disney, but Disney stole it from God.) Posted by Hello

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