Things I resolve to do in 2005

1. Refuse to go on Atkins diet. Or South Beach for that matter.
2. Take more pictures.
3. Try to ignore the blatant dents and scratches on my car left by inconsiderate parking lot users.
4. Give away any clothes that have been hanging in my closet (unworn) for more than 12 months.
5. Stop getting upset whenever I find those plastic tags lying around that Darlene has cut off new clothes.
6. Eat more fibre.
7. Accept that red-necks' opinions are just as valid as my own.
8. Give the hair-cutters at First Choice another chance.
9. Try to contain the pee-splash from going everywhere.
10. Spend any money that has been sitting in my account for more than 12 months.