Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interr--
Mmooooo!
Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot!
Have you heard about the international restroom? When you go in, you're Russian. While you're inside, European. And when you leave, you're Finnish.
Q. What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
A. Eileen.
A. Irene.
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