Sunday, October 24, 2004

Hack this!

Music bosses have unveiled a revolutionary new recording format that they hope will help win the war on illegal file sharing. Nicknamed the 'Record', the new format takes the form of a black vinyl disc measuring 12 inches in diameter, which must be played on a specially designed 'turntable'. "We can state with absolute certainty that no computer in the world can access the data on this disc," said a music industry spokesman. "We are also confident that no-one is going to be able to produce pirate copies in this format without going to a heck of a lot of trouble. This is without doubt the best anti-piracy invention the music industry has seen."

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