Saturday, May 13, 2006

It'll cure what ails you...

Defective Yeti is at it again. Funny stuff.

Parents! Is your son or daughter between 12 and 17 years of age and exhibiting one or more of the following symptoms?

  • Listlessness
  • Apathy
  • Mood Swings
  • Idealism
  • Hyperactivity
  • Malaise
  • Irritability
  • Egomania

If so, your child may be suffering from the debilitating effects of.......(read the rest here)

Couldn't another chanting mob have the same effect?

Dutch researchers have come up with a way to silence chanting mobs - they play back the chants with a 1 second delay. It makes continuing (or joining in on) the chant very difficult.

Heh. I should try that at the next meeting I attend.....

Speaker: We need to adopt these new processes.....
Me (after a one second delay): We need to adopt these new processes.....

Friday, May 12, 2006

Lightsaber duel

Fan films are often cheesy, amateur, indulgent pieces of forgetfulness. Then you have pieces like this: Ryan vs. Dorkman.

Night driving safety just got better

Some day, all cars will have this - and that's a good thing. BMW has a night vision system using Infrared to illuminate people and animals in your path - even when they're not illuminated by your headlights. The sensor is near the bottom of the bumper and displays its image on a screen.

Prevent email ooops(es)

Here's a great tip from Lifehacker regarding email. Don't let yourself accidentally send an email before it's really ready - fill in the "to" address field last. That way, if you hit the send button by accident, you didn't send anything anywhere. A commenter to the article added their own tip - add attachments first. This prevents the dreaded "I'm sending the attachment for real this time....... no really".

More cat fun

Kitties are funny. Yes they are. More proof here.

Some pictures say more than 1000 words

If you appreciate great conceptual art and photography, this collection by Christopher Gilbert is your eye candy. Some pictures not safe for work.

2006 - the year of the new barbeque

Here's a coincidence for you. We got home from work yesterday and spotted our next-door neighbour had put their old barbeque out by their garbage can in the back alley. We found this quite funny because we were about to do the same thing with our old barbeque, having just bought a new one in the last week. Later in the day, our neighbour on our other side said, "how are you getting rid of your barbeque, because I need to get rid of one too". So by the end of the day, I expect we'll be seeing 3 barbeques out by the garbage bins in the back alley.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Live Super Marios Bros

If you were a fan of the game Super Mario Brothers, check out this live recreation of the (first level of) the game. Everything old is new again.

Google Trends

I've seen or been told about this in a few instances today, so I thought I better post it. Google Trends allows you to observe a graphed trend of a search term. Or, seperate two terms with a comma and it will show you a comparative graph of the two - such as in this example, where more people searched on Canada than US.

Yeah - we're such an enigma.........

Jump around!

Evolution of Dance, by comedian Judson Laipply. Takes you through practically every dance move / craze known to humankind. Extremely well done. S'good!

Just in time for Mother's Day

A co-worker sent me a link to this Mother's Day theme video, so I decided to check out some of their other stuff. The Good Word had its moments too.

No-client Instant Messaging

Part of the problem with instant messaging is that it typically requires a client (software running on your PC) to work. If you want to connect to MSN, you need MSN Messenger, ICQ client for ICQ, Yahoo! Messenger, yadda yadda. You could use a third party program like Trillian or Miranda to combine all your messaging networks into one client. But what if your work doesn't allow messenger clients? You could always use a web messenger, but that only works for one service at a time. What if you're on the road and need to use someone else's PC?

Enter meebo. AIM, ICQ, Yahoo!, Jabber, GTalk, and MSN all in one web site. Nice.

"Baby.... no salsa on the leather!"

Props to my good brotha Jon who made me aware of this - Star Trek Cribs. Make more! More I say! Oh the laughter........

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Nice billboard (it's a spoof)

More billboards here.

Biofilter of the future

A 4-storey tall living plant wall in the University of Guelph-Humber in Toronto helps filter out the chemicals that contribute to 'sick building syndrome'. The wall also helps air-condition in summer and humidify in winter.

Educate yerself

Have you ever wished you had the chance to go to MIT? Well, even if it's not in the cards, you can still partake in the various online lectures. Select the Video Index and they'll be listed, sorted by date. Current titles include:
  • Energy for a rapidly evolving world
  • Developing the hardware for future human space exploration
  • TV's new economics
  • Report card on the war on terror

Best bumper sticker seen lately

"My other vehicle is unmanned"

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Soul Patrol!!

Go Taylor go!

Bring on the blasphemy!

So I guess Christian leaders are all over The Davinci Code movie, saying it's blasphemous, demeans their religion, yadda yadda.......

Yeah, that'll make people not go see the movie.............. [rubbing hands together]..... I can't wait to see it!

Posterus newus

Touched by fate....part 7

People that have made an impact on my life (in no particular order - read the disclaimer here):

Carolyn G - my first date (that I can recall). We played hookie from Mountainview Elementary School together one day and inadvertently set fire to the grass field across from the school. Talk about drawing attention to yourself. My enjoyment of fire continues to this day - although I make sure they're all under much more controllable circumstances.

Good advice all around

Forbes lists 15 things that could help you live longer.

Health related:
Get a VAP test; stop smoking; eat your antioxidants; lose weight; exercise

Lifestyle related:
Don't oversleep; be optimistic; have more sex; get a pet; be rich; chill out; marry well; laugh a little; manage stress; meditate

Monday, May 08, 2006

Dark Side raises the bar........

Pink Floyd's landmark Dark Side Of The Moon album scored another major record in America last week (ends05MAY06) by becoming the first recording to spend 1,500 weeks on the Billboard charts. The 1973 album was the highest debut on the Top 200 when it entered the chart at number 98. The album stayed on the chart for 736 successive weeks before it fell out of the Top 200 in 1988. Dark Side of The Moon has since notched up a further 759 non-consecutive weeks on the chart.

Car..... errrr...... van!

This is a neat paint job of a Mazda RX-8 on the side of (I'm guessing) a Mazda van. More neat vehicles here.

Urban legends

Do you think you can spot the fake images from the real ones? Give this test a try. For example, is this picture of a tourist standing on the observation deck of the World Trade Center on September 11th real? Come on - this ones easy. I got 41/45 correct.

From the 'you can find anything on the net' dept.....

Pictures of animals driving.

Is it ice cream or a candy bar

I was strolling down the frozen foods section of my grocer's the other day and remarked on how many flavours of ice cream exist that are mixed with chocolate bars. Skor; Oh Henry; Crispy Crunch; Mr. Big; Smarties; Reese's Peanut Butter Cups; Snicker's; Twix; M&M's; Coffee Crisp; Rolo; KitKat; Turtles............

I wish they made the kind of ice cream I used to get on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights NJ when I was a kid. It was a vanilla with a thick ribbon of peanut butter - but the peanut butter was very creamy and soft even though it was in ice cream. That was the yummiest ice cream I've ever had.

And they did spew forth from the mouth.......

I don't have anything at all against fundamentalists - but they sure have some opinions, don't they? If you want some examples that make for good reading, visit Fundies say the darndest things!

I have some stupid left over if you want any......

I have proof that even seasoned IT people make the occasional bone-headed mistake. I was helping a client enable security on their wireless network. We were engaged in one of those remote assistance sessions and I had just enabled WEP security on the wireless router. And then...... "hello? hello?........"

Yeah. Since the security had been enabled on the router, but not yet on the computer, the connection was lost. It was like offering to help someone fix their phone while talking on the phone - "OK, so disconnect the phone wires and....... hello? hello?" Needless to say, I had to go to the client's home to complete the operation.

Lesson learned: Don't try to fix someone's network over their network..........