Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Things I've done with my iPad recently

Brought on vacation to keep (and edit) my itinerary.
Checked email.
Mapped transit route to different places.
Read children's story books to grand-daughter (actually it read them for us).
Raced a car around some tracks - steered with iPad.
Browsed the web sitting in a Starbucks looking for neat places to visit in Vancouver.
Blogged and checked Facebook while on the road.
Controlled my Sonos multi-room wireless sound system.
Ran programs and accessed files on my Windows desktop at home from the Mayor's office (using Team Viewer).

[pictured - some random girl - not Olivia]

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

In the doctor's office

Not only will I NOT turn off my cell phone, I'm taking pictures and texting while I'm in the examining room.

"Oh... Hi Doc. Oh nothing, I'm just.. HEY!! Watch where you stick that thing!"

Something weird going on at Quiznos

Sometimes I go for lunch at the Quiznos in Airdrie, near where I work. I don't know if what I'm about to describe is typical of all Quiznos, because I don't go there often, so your mileage may vary.

At the Quiznos in Airdrie, they've instituted some kind of musical torture where the music playing over the sound system is real, identifiable music by known artists, but the timbre of the music has been artificially altered, as if it was run through an Alvin and the Chipmunks filter. The tempo of the music is just right, it's only the timbre of the instruments and vocals that has been shifted one or two octaves higher than it should be.

I don't know why they're doing it. Maybe to appease the copyright gods. Maybe the people running the store have a defective mp3 player. Maybe these employees like listening to electronically altered music. I don't care what the reason is. STOP IT! As I was eating my Angus beef sub (what made them famous - according to the sign), I felt myself slowly going batshit insane, my brain instinctively telling me that what I was hearing was an abomination, a mutation, and it grated against every fibre of my being. Benny and the Jets played a-la Alvin and the gang is a guaranteed recipe for mayhem and disaster. I had to quickly finish my meal and get the hell out of the store before I felt the urge to grab a handful of jalapeno peppers and mash them into my face.

Maybe that's the point - irritate the hell out of the customers so that they don't loiter. It's an effective tool, but I can easily see someone on the brink being driven into an uncontrollable rage and terrorizing the store and everyone unfortunate enough to be in it at the time.

STOP IT!

Monday, July 18, 2011

10 reasons why we hate FB


"See what happens when worlds collide!?"

New logo trial #2 - the exploding logo

So, yesterday I posted what could be described as the vibrating logo. Today an alternate one. Thoughts? Anyone?

Managing Facebook friends

Some people measure their Facebook experience by how many friends they have. I measure my experience based on how many people engage me in semi-regular conversation, even if it's indirect conversation (friend to another friend - also known as eavesdropping).

There seems to be a bit of a social stigma associated with adding and removing friends on Facebook, to the point where some people don't know how to say 'no' to a friend request (is that even possible?!), nor do they know how to de-friend someone. I joked online yesterday about someone de-friending me in broad daylight (as in - they announced publicly via a feed comment that they were 'FB friends - OFF'ing me due to something I had said which they found offensive), but the fact is I don't really care if I have been removed from your list of friends. It's your list. If I don't measure up anymore.... too bad for me. I might be disappointed, especially if I enjoyed your FB feed, but I won't take it personally. Let's not even call it de-friending. Let's call it what it really is - house cleaning.

Here is how I manage my own FB friends (not including family members - they are permanent list members). I go through my friends list every few months and ask these simple questions:

1. Has this person said anything to me on FB in the last couple of months?

2. Does this person update their FB status regularly, thereby updating their friends (and consequently - me) regularly?

3. Does this person keep their FB feed output relatively spam-free? In this case, I use the word 'spam' to describe anything related to the enrolment, milestones and invitations regarding other Facebook apps and games.

4. Is this person a member of one of my FB groups?

If the answer to at least one of these questions (preferably two) is 'Yes', then I keep them on the list. Otherwise I may elect to remove them. If you're not engaging me in semi-regular conversation, not commenting on anything I post, not updating your feed with news about your life, then what is the point of being your Facebook friend? I don't keep telephone numbers of people I never talk to on the phone in my contact list on my phone. Although some people take de-friending as a personal affront, I think this is a mistake. But sometimes, removing someone from the list is overkill. For starters, it is possible to keep FB friends around in case they want to message you or comment on something, but you want to simply remove their constant ramblings about their cats or how well they're doing in Farmville. This is easily accomplished by filtering your news feed. I'm joking of course, I love hearing about your cats. Farmville.............. not so much.

Keeping my news feed clean and relevant is the reason I ended up deleting all of my 'likes' from FB too. At a certain point, my feed got jammed up with junk about the music and authors and other interests that I liked. Not cool.

At the end of the day, I like my news feed to enlighten me with relevant news about people I engage with and there's no better way to achieve this than by trimming the friend list a little. I have even been known to remove people from the list only to add them again later - so removal is not necessarily permanent. But just because we added each other on FB at some point in the past doesn't mean we're FBBFF. All friendships, especially my online ones, are subject to re-evaluation. That may seem cold, but it's really just prioritization of time. Because once you get to my age, you have to try and wring out every ounce of value from every minute of every day. It's nothing personal.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

New logo trial

How do you like my new blog logo? You know - up there at the top of the page. I'm trying out a new one.

Changing the world


Wikileaks may not be everybody's cup of tea, but they sure have stirred things up and maybe that's a good thing. This Mastercard ad parody is priceless.

Back from YVR

Try as I might, I was not entirely successful keeping the rain out of Vancouver while we were there. Thursday was a little rainy but it did improve as the day wore on. Friday was cloudy but the rain held back and Saturday was a wetfest. Hey - it could have rained the whole time and it did not.

We discovered a few new eateries. La Brasserie serves up quirky comfort food that's part Euro, part Canuck. I had the chicken and Darlene had the steak (pictured). We shared a Käsespätzle. It was accompanied with home-made mayo and ketchup. Home-made! The other place was Frenchie's Diner. Great smoked meat from a former Montrealer.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Hotel nickel and dime game

When people book a holiday, they are looking for value. Hotel prices are high enough in an economy that is skating on thin ice, so when you compare hotels, you're hoping that you're comparing on a level playing field. I totally understand when hotels have to charge extra for parking and why some packages include a meal while others don't.

But for the same reason that you don't charge guests to use the pool, I believe that the days of charging hotel guests for Internet connectivity should be behind us. $15 per day. That's what the Hyatt wants for Internet access in your room. Starbucks, who have a store in the lobby of the Hyatt in Vancouver, gives their Internet away for free. So you would think that this would motivate the Hyatt to give their Internet away too. You would be wrong. Worse, guests rating this hotel on Trip Advisor have complained that when a guest connected with more than one device, they were charged for $15 per day - per device. The Hyatt reimbursed them, but blamed the error on the Internet provider. Even at other hotels that charge for Internet in the room (and there aren't many), to save money you could always get free Internet at the business centre attached to the lobby. Not at the Hyatt. They want $5 just to connect for a few minutes even in their business centre.

I think the Hyatt needs to remember that holiday consumers are fickle and have a long memory. They typically don't return when the bed is uncomfortable, or when the room is in poor shape, or in this case, when they feel they're being nickled and dimed for what should be an inclusive service.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Doing my husbandly duty...

... and taking Darlene out of town to recharge her batteries for a few days.

Does the picture give away where we're going? (Hint: It's just over an hour flight from here)

See you all soon.

Don't worry

Top 100 pics from Hubble

One of the reasons why I was hoping we'd have become a space-faring race by now, or at least made trips into orbit ubiquitous, is star gazing. The Hubble telescope has brought us some awe-inspiring pictures of space that could never be achieved here on Earth. If we could readily travel to orbit, we'd perhaps be able to witness spectacles like this.

Monday, July 11, 2011

It's zombie-riffic


For every zombie fanatic, the perfect gift - the zombie doorstop.

If it smells like an oligopoly....

The CRTC is hearing competing ideas about how independent internet service providers should be billed by the large internet service providers such as Bell. These hearings could affect what smaller ISPs end up charging their customers - who chose them in part because of the better value and higher bandwidth limits being offered.

Bell argues in favour of charging independent ISPs based on their customers’ total internet usage. A while back, Bell proposed a new usage-based fee structure that outraged small ISPs, along with internet advocates and savvy internet users. The structure used fixed caps on bandwidth and “overage” charges per user. Those against the new model argued that it would prevent independent ISPs from being able to provide competitive internet packages, which would lead to their demise, which would reduce choice in the marketplace. Bell not only doesn't see what the problem is, they actually insist that they think their customers are happy with what they pay for internet services.

Bell argues that usage-based billing is necessary to deal with internet congestion caused by heavy internet users. Critics don't believe network congestion is a major problem and suggest that if it is, the big providers should just invest more in their networks.

What I find interesting is that companies like Bell on the one hand complain that their network is congested, but then get into bed with content providers and offer TV services over their own networks.

If I can use a highway analogy, that would be like the owners of a highway system saying "The highways are too crowded, so if you're going to use them so much, you'll have to pay an extra toll." Meanwhile, friends of the owners of the highway system get to use them toll-free.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

P B & Jealousy

Dr Drowning..... in bass

So with all the hype surrounding Beats headphones by Dr Dre, I had to try them out. I chose the $400 Pro model. Well, now I know why they're called 'Beats'. Holy Spunkmeyer! You could say they're a little bass-y. In fact, way too much bass. It's artificially overpowered and completely muddies the sound.

I'll take my $99 Sony Studio Monitor DJ headphones any day.

Friday, July 08, 2011

Rant of the week - copyright (yes - again)

I have had it up to here with copyright. It's so broken now. And it pisses me off.

According to the World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO), the purpose of copyright is: "To encourage a dynamic culture, while returning value to creators so that they can lead a dignified economic existence, and to provide widespread, affordable access to content for the public." Do you believe that this has been accomplished? Do you know many artists (aside from the superstars) who 'lead a dignified economic existence'? Do you consider yourself as having 'widespread, affordable access to content'? The big entertainment lobby makes tens of billions of dollars per year, where does all that money go? To the artists? Not likely. So remind me again who copyright is protecting... really.

In the US, the terms of copyright are mythical. Copyrights associated with author's death are 'life + 70 years' or in the case of copyrights associated with publication date, '95 years from publication or 120 years from creation whichever is shorter'. Does this seem reasonable to you? How exactly does this encourage a dynamic culture?

The problem with copyright as it exists today is that we're now expected to believe that copying other peoples' work is bad. If you look at the history of created works of any type over time, you will find that each work is inspired by, is a derivative of, or pays homage to a previous work. This has always been the case (Soon I'll be posting links to a phenomenal set of videos that proves this point very nicely). But we've allowed the entertainment industry to consider acts of creation through inspiration and copying for the purpose of parody and reporting to become synonymous with stealing. Is it really stealing? At what point do you draw the line between inspiration and theft? In my mind, theft of creative work only exists when you are pretending to be the original artist and copying their work with no credit.

For example. If a Pink Floyd tribute band performs a live concert playing an entire classic Floyd album, some camps would have you believe that this is Intellectual Property (IP) theft. I don't think it is at all. The original band has made money selling the original recording. They have made money performing their original material in concert. They have made money selling paraphernalia. I look at it this way - if Pink Floyd were still performing today, tribute bands wouldn't be in as much demand. Tribute bands don't exist because they are thieves. They exist because people can't get enough of a good thing and the source of the good thing isn't meeting their needs. The Floyd could make millions if they kept performing - but they choose not to. It doesn't matter why. So if they wanted more money, they only have to create more works or go on the road and perform.

Copyright really became a hot topic in the music industry when artists started using music samples in their new works. The original artists who created the music that was sampled wanted their cut or didn't even want the samples used at all. Again, my argument is simple - nobody stopped you from making derivative works using your own stuff. If somebody else comes up with a great composition based on pieces of other works, those original authors should be proud. I'm convinced that the samples make the original works more valuable, not less. In the grand scheme of things, the original artists end up with more money as a result of the renewed interest in the source material. Sampling doesn't just occur in music either. Dig deep into any classic Disney story and you will find elements, characters and plot lines lifted from earlier works (from Disney and others) with no attribution whatsoever. But you don't hear anything about this for a number of reasons. One - many of the original artists are dead. Two, the thieves are financially powerful and have legal might.

Unfortunately, big entertainment would have you believe that copyright is essential and it's the artist that matters, blah blah blah. What they don't tell you is that while they're suing YouTube or sending baseless DMCA take-down notices to regular consumers of content for infringing on protected works, they're putting their own stuff on YouTube and stealing royalties from artists by creating unauthorized greatest hits albums, whose profits often go directly to the label and nobody else.

So as you can see, my underlying philosophy when it comes to copyright is that it has become too restrictive. It continues to be more and more about greed. Copyright only serves to stifle creativity, the kind that has permeated our culture since its beginning. When I see someone take a classic comic and turn it into something new, something fresh based on the original characters, the original work is not diminished in my mind. It is strengthened even more. It's not time to make copyright stricter. It's time to take the shackles off and let creators be inspired as never before.

Update on our grand-daughter

Things our 3 year old grand-daughter is doing:

Making up her own words for new songs from existing melodies.
Performing surgery on a model of the human body and putting the organs back in the right places.
Counting on an abacus.
Spelling her name on the computer keyboard.
Counting to 30.
Counting to 5 in Spanish.
Completing 24 piece puzzles.
Singing in French.
Trying to draw Bert.
She made her first batch of jello.
Flying a plane in Microsoft Flight Simulator. Not successfully, but hey - she's 3...

Thursday, July 07, 2011

What pirates are made of (pie(rate) chart)

Where's the panache? Where's the oomph?

Calgary Transit is coming up with a new electronic fare card system in the near future and they're holding a contest to pick a name for the card. I missed my opportunity to offer a potential name by this much [holds fingers really close together], but Calgary Transit have apparently picked the best potential names from 5000 submitted names and are allowing people to vote on them. The top 3 names are:

Connect... Range... and Energy.

[yawn] Seriously? [bigger yawn] I'm about to pass out from boredom. Come on! That was the best you guys could come up with from the 5000 submissions? There is absolutely nothing in there that can be identified with Calgary. Sometimes I wonder about the bureaucrats in this city.

So, what would I have suggested? Off the top of my head: Chinook Card; Coyote Card; Bow Card; CalTrans Card; Purple Card (in honour of our 'Purple Prince' who is striving to quickly modernize our transit system, Mayor Naheed Nenshi)......

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Music industry is the industry that cried wolf

A 2-part series at Techdirt that does a cheeky (but fairly accurate) job recalling the whole story of the industry that keeps crying wolf:

The Many Killers Of The Music Industry- The Analog Era
  • Bedroom Composers
  • The Player Piano
  • Records
  • 8-Track
  • Cassettes

The Many Killers Of The Music Industry- The Digital Era
  • Compact Discs
  • MiniDisc
  • MP3
  • The "Cloud"

The Picard proposal


Engage?

Aye aye sir.....

Monday, July 04, 2011

How WWII really ended

Mousers needed

Unintended consequence of forcing house cats to be licensed: Fewer outdoor cats. Which has led to an explosion in the field mouse population in the Calgary area.

Where I work, there are 2 outdoor cats wandering the grounds of 3 of the company's buildings. I have yet to see a field mouse and we are surrounded by fields.

Sunday, July 03, 2011

Some ideas only look good on paper

Another example that politicians may have their supporters' ideology in mind when they pass laws, but not reality.

Georgia's tough anti-illegal-immigrant law drove out a sizable fraction of the migrant labour pool and as a result, "millions of dollars' worth of blueberries, onions, melons and other crops [are] unharvested and rotting in the fields."

The jobs the migrants did paid so low that prisoners turned it down.

Saturday, July 02, 2011

Gozërhead


My new band name.

(If I had a band)

Zuul!!

Every song is a memory

When Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon came out, I was 12. I knew nothing about music, relatively speaking. What I did know, I knew from my dad. He listened to CJAD-AM radio in Montreal. CJAD played music from the 1950s and 1960s. My dad's music collection was all about big band, Tijuana brass and jazz trios, with a dose of pipe organ music thrown in for good measure. My peers would have been listening to CFOX - yes, that station was originally on-the-air in Montreal, and CHOM-FM, a rock station (now a classic rock station, that currently plays the same stuff it played 30-40 years ago).

I was out of tune with the new music of the day and just got glimpses of it through my friends and schoolmates. So the first time I heard the song Money by Pink Floyd, I was probably 13. The only reason I heard it (and I heard it often), is because a certain girl who lived a block away would play it on her family's stereo while her parents were out. Play it loud. I was hanging out with her younger brother at the time. So, because she liked the song so much, I grew to like it too. The song itself meant nothing to me - I didn't identify with its content, the album's meaning, the importance of the band - nothing - at least not yet.

Only later, when my own musical awakening began, did I discover Dark Side of the Moon for myself and realize what it meant, why it mattered, how it stood up as a ground-breaking piece of music. I'm not sure how much of an impact having previous exposure to Money made in my appreciation of the whole album later on in life, but I'm sure it did have a positive impact.

Friday, July 01, 2011

I O donuts

Yelp to the rescue again

On the advice of other Yelpers (www.yelp.ca), Darlene and I went to Okotoks for a little drive and tried out The Heartland Cafe on McRae Street, housed in an old converted church. I tried the Mac & Cheese and Darlene had the chicken clubhouse on foccacia bread. Yummy. The dessert menu was practically screaming at us to try something, so Darlene tried the carrot cake and I took a chance on the coconut cream pie, both home-made from scratch. I can honestly say it was the best coconut cream pie I've ever had and the carrot cake, while not up to Darlene's standard, was pretty darn good. I've heard breakfast is good there too so we'll have to try to get down there one of these mornings to see.

Thank you Yelp! We never would have known if it wasn't for you.