Saturday, April 18, 2009

Dude..... you might want to slow down here

Here's a neat gadget sold in Europe that knows the location of all speed cameras in Europe and alerts you when you're entering a speed zone going too fast.

I wonder how long it will be before this functionality is available as a software upgrade for your standard in-car GPS device?

Friday, April 17, 2009

How babies are made

Ever wonder how babies are made? Ever scramble to explain it to your kids?

I think this video might satisfy their curiosity..... at least for a while.

Eco-print

Here's an idea that solves so many problems. The printer uses coffee and tea dregs which the user places into the 'ink' case on top of the printer. Since you move the ink case back and forth to print, the device doesn't even need electricity.


This is without a doubt the greenest printer idea ever.

Gift for the hunter on your list

12 gauge shotgun shot glasses.

Gives the phrase "getting loaded' a whole new meaning.....

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Classic online videos

Here's a collection of 100 videos that have been popular at one time or another on the internet.

You know - just in case you think you might have missed something.

A different kind of green transit

Public transportation doesn't have to be ugly, as is shown by these European tram lines, paved with green grass.

Come get your beating

A Baptist pastor is brutally man-handled (putting it mildly) in Arizona for insisting on his 4th Amendment rights.

Wild story - told on video.

Courtesy boingboing.

What is it? Edition 6 - solution

Jonathan guessed correctly.

It's Snoopy (as Joe Cool).

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Maybe the best war on drugs is no war at all

In 2001, Portugal tried something novel - they decriminalized the use and possession of marijuana and other illicit street drugs. Their theory - treatment and prevention instead of jail time for users would decrease the number of deaths and infections. Dealers are still jailed and fined depending on the crime.

Can you guess what happened? Check it out.......

What is it? Edition 6

Time for another round of 'What Is It?'.

Have fun.....

(I just moved this post back to the top of the pile to remind folks that it's still unsolved)

Hint: You're looking at a nose.

Not so fast CRIA..... or should I call you RIAA?

I'm glad we have people like Michael Geist, who take the propaganda put out by the Canadian music industry and analyze it line by line. Before you hear politicians use this stuff as talking points, read between the lines and see why the picture the CRIA paints about the state of the music industry isn't exactly accurate.

Great work Michael.

I'm getting dizzy...

This should boggle your mind - a faked Improv Everywhere video (for April Fool's) on YouTube was used by a TV Newscast as fact, which was posted on YouTube by an amused (that the News fell for it) Improv Everywhere group. You with me so far?

The news folks sent a copyright infringement notice to YouTube about the video of them airing the video about the fake video. Or as the producers of the video put it:

"What's more interesting is the fact that their original broadcast used our content without permission. They simply put "YOUTUBE" on the screen to indicate that's where they found the video. So it's OK for them to air content that we shot and own, but it's not OK for me to upload their footage of the content they took from me? It's "fair use" for the news to take a video off of YouTube and broadcast it, but it's not "fair use" for a citizen to expose their poor reporting on his own content?"

So since my blog post mentions another blog mentioning this story, my blog post is an example of fair use of a fair use of a fair use of a fair use.......

Thanks to boingboing.

Every loose object in your vehicle is a potential projectile

When you're in an accident and the vehicle comes to a sudden stop, it's not just people that have the potential to get tossed around.

One woman in BC was apparently killed not by the car, but by the laptop that flew into the back of her head.

I got no suitable picture.......

An Ernest contribution.

And you're gonna pay me $2500?

When I read the story about the guy who got paid to get this other guy's wife pregnant but failed after 72 attempts, the wheels started turning.

But wait..... it gets better.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Just don't do it

This is a sign that was photographed in Split, Croatia. Wonder what it means?

No lap dancing? No red underwear? No removal of underwear?

Actually it's a sign indicating no public urination.

Found at neatorama.

You're bored, aren't you?

Prepare to waste a bit of time (I use the term 'waste' loosely). I found a new audio toy to play with. It's called tone matrix - it's a simple sequencer. Use your mouse to draw a pattern. Any click on a square selects or de-selects it. When you're done for the moment and you want to share, right-click on the grid and choose copy.

If you feel you've created something worth sharing, leave a comment on my blog with your pasted code. For example, here's the code for my first musical creation:

546,0,168,16448,170,272,2088,2112,514,0,384,49152,8192,4112,36864,0

You can select and copy those numbers and then right-click on the grid to paste them to the grid.

This game seems to be getting popular, so it may not connect every time.

Seeing with your ears

Here's a fascinating article about people who are blind that have learned to use echo-location to get around. Sample:

I am certainly not the first person to teach myself echolocation. In fact, human sonar has probably been around for as long as humans. There are two types of sonar: passive and active. Passive sonar exploits sounds made for other purposes to get a sense of the environment, and everyone does it to some extent. We can hear our voice change depending on the kind of space we are in, for instance.

Humans probably used to rely on echolocation far more in the days before artificial lighting, when we had to find our way round in the dark. The readiness with which people learn sonar suggests to me it may be an inbuilt skill.

This is a skill that can be taught. Very neat.

Altered reality in photos

Artist Peter Funch took many photographs at the same spots and took the subjects captured in those many exposures and photoshopped them together into one image. Each new image has subtle and not-so-subtle themes about their subject matter.

What a wonderfully creative project.

Found via boingboing.

Monday, April 13, 2009

My synapses have bruises

It's funny how advertising can make or break a song based on how often you come across it and whether it leaves a positive or negative impression upon you.

Case in point - while I was in Vegas late January of this year, I went to the Fashion Show Mall on the strip (across from the Wynn, beside Treasure Island). Now, if you've ever been to this mall, you know about the gigantic, movable electronic billboard at the front with the kick-ass sound system. Well, I managed to kill a few hours there and while waiting for the stores to open (timing is everything in Vegas), I soaked up some sun out front of the mall for 30+ minutes below the giant billboard, which at the time was advertising the Apple iPod Touch 2G....... and nothing else.

Let me paint a clearer picture for you. This giant electronic billboard with a concert-ready sound system was devoted full time to advertising the iPod........ with a single song. But not the whole song, just a 30 second sound bite. The song? Bruises by Chairlift. If you've never heard it before or the name doesn't sound familiar, I can cure that for you. Just go to Grooveshark and do a search on that title, you'll find it and be able to play it in its entirety. Anyway, my brain cells had been bombarded with this song roughly every 30 seconds for the entire time I was out front of the mall and any time we went past the mall the whole time we were in Vegas. So by the end, I was...... how would you say....... a little sick of it and glad to be rid of its sonic assault.

A week or so ago, I was in a local mall buying a wallet when across the mall aisle from me, out of the HMV music store blares........... you guessed it - Bruises by Chairlift. I froze. The look on my face must have been priceless, because the poor lady at the luggage store asked me what was wrong. I told her about the ad playing over and over in Vegas at the Fashion Show Mall. She said - Oh my God! I know that song too! Needless to say, every time I hear that tune, it will evoke a Pavlovian response..... and not in a good way.

Flash mob dancing in Antwerp

Looks like another 'Improv Anywhere'-esque dance performance - this time in the train station in Antwerp.

Wearing wit and humour

Here are some more fun t-shirt designs that I like a lot. I'm especially partial to the first one.

ARrrrr!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Nice outfit

Is this a real guy or an action figure?

Nice hair too.

Clever advertising

I know it's just an ad, but it is an interesting ad nonetheless.

Best line in the ad?
"233,000 people just twittered on Twitter. 26% of you viewing this have no idea what that means..."

Watch it high quality for the full effect.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Karl's prediction of future money transactions

I was in a lineup at a bank machine the other day, waiting to deposit a cheque, when I had an epiphany. Some day, cheques are going to have sophisticated 3 dimensional bar codes printed on them. If anyone sends you a cheque, all you'll have to do is take a picture of the bar code with your cell phone camera, then send the photo to your bank web site as a feature of online banking. The money will be instantly deposited in your account and you get to keep the cheque as a receipt. The bar code will be generated by a bank web site - in other words all cheques will be printed from your home printer.

That will be cool.

That's assuming we still have cheques. We'll probably use cell phones to transfer money to each other, just like in some places you can already pay for stuff (like in vending machines) with your cell phone.

Something's not quite right

I think one could find at least 3 things wrong with this picture.

Yeah..... at least 3.

It's fresh as folk

Here's a challenge. Follow this link, but once the page opens, try not to look at the screen, because it will spoil the effect (you'll see what the song title is). Just listen to the song and try to figure out what it is, because it sounds nothing like the original.

Pretty fly, huh?

Best title of a blog post seen this month

"No matter how you cut it, farts are funny"

Get it? Cut it? [snort]

Friday, April 10, 2009

Bored?

Here's a fun little Java online game called ball droppings. I know it sounds crude, but it's kinda fun. Balls drop, you draw lines to deflect the balls and music is made.

How cool is that?

I'm making art...... (yeah - I use that term loosely)

I decided to have a little fun with an online photo editing site (photofunia).

I have a lot of time on my hands.

"I don't know what you're talkin' about......"

This was news in Canada, but not likely elsewhere. Billy Bob Thornton and his band The Boxmasters came on a CBC radio show (Q with Jian Ghomeshi) this week and Billy was...... not exactly cooperative.