Small things 6 Sep

• I’m not saying I’m desperate for hockey, but I went to the zoo just to boo the ‘penguins’. I won’t even mention what I’m doing to the ‘leafs’ this weekend.
• Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. ~Groucho Marx
• If we remove all the margarine on earth, the world would be a butter place.
• Most bald men still own a comb. They just can’t part with it.
• I wonder if people who live in Inglewood instead of saying I’m in the ‘hood or come to the ‘hood say I’m in the ‘wood or come to the ‘wood?
• Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.
• In the Joy subdivision, you can live in the Love Will Terrace Apartments.
• Canadians flirting: “I have heated seats and winter tires…”
• The whole world could be on fire and the climate change deniers would still be denying.
• I want to go grocery shopping like it’s 1999.