Small things 26 July

• What I think is amazing about the electoral race in the US, is that Biden kept getting asked to drop out, and eventually he did. Harris almost immediately and without much opposition took over the leadership of the party. No drama. No infighting. No games. No egos. Imagine if suddenly Trump dropped out. It would be a bloodbath.
• What he really should have done is pretend to be dead for three days, and then come back.
• Dear Republicans: We can talk when you learn to care as much about a classroom full of children as you do for the grazed ear of a self-proclaimed genius.
• I don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but ok.
• Fail and you only pay once. Regret and you pay for the rest of your life.
• “Hey Siri, why don’t my relationships ever work out?” My name is Alexa…
• In Canada, the ice cream shops also have pine cones. j/k
• You don’t need to understand astrology to know what planet is making you sad right now. It’s earth.
• Some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
• "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Try turning it off and turn it back on again."
• Research suggests that eating nuts may improve sperm health. These jokes write themselves some days.