Small things 22 June

• I challenge everyone to find a dentist that’s been asked for their opinion on toothpastes.
• The Kentucky Derby, aka Amish Nascar.
• Nostalgebra. Thinking back to when you hated math in school.
• The first two kids on the block in any Canadian neighbourhood to get a hockey goal net suddenly became very popular.
• You might think that it isn’t possible to throw out the uneaten part of a cinnamon bun into the garbage. But it very much is possible. I have witnessed this horror show with mine own eyes.
• Fortune cookie: You will continue to interpret vague statements as uniquely meaningful.
• Don’t we have the technology now to fix bacon packaging one and for all? Why do I still have to rip that thing apart and get bacon sweat all over me, just to get at a couple slices and then find some odd shaped container to preserve the rest?
• Remember when you could slam the phone down to hang up on someone?
• They have ice cream trucks roaming around in the summer. Why can’t they have soup trucks roaming around in the winter?
• You can be the whole package and still end up at the wrong address.
• Celery. When you’re in the mood for crunchy water.
• "Whether they become a musician or not isn't the point. The point is to instill them with a love of music. The point is to give them the ability to take a musical instrument wherever they go in life and use it as a means of expression, connection, and comfort. That's the point." ~Vaughan Fleischfresser