Small things 3 May

• If we’re getting chips put inside us by the government or whoever, I hope I get the Doritos zesty cheese variety.
• Sometimes I want to eat the pizza crust. Sometimes I do not.
• I remember a time in the 1970s when if you admitted that you listened to Abba, people would call you gay as an insult (back when that was a bad thing), and then they made the movie Mama Mia and suddenly listening to Abba was considered being like totally gay.
• The decision tree you go through when deciding whether to get the basic car wash, the deluxe car wash, or the ultimate with the tri-colour wax.
• I could never live in a rural home. The pain just to give directions to your house would be nuts, never mind worrying about Amazon deliveries.
• New Folder (2), the sequel.
• How people react when you use their driveway to turn around.
• "In life, be cautious of how broad is the brush with which you paint the views of those you don't agree with." ~Neil deGrasse Tyson
• When your Roomba beats you to a piece of popcorn you drop on the floor - this is how the war against the machines begins.
• Saw this online: “How is same-sex marriage viewed where you live?” “In Canada, we just call it marriage, and since it's not hockey, nobody really cares which team you're playing for.”
• Radish. Adj. When something’s kind of rad, but not too rad.
• When you think you’ve muted yourself in a Teams meeting and let a really long, loud fart rip. Then you see your name light up as it does when Teams hears you speaking.