Small things 22 Mar

• I never quite understood why we care about a newborn’s weight and especially length. Are they a fish?
• Your challenge: Convince ChatGPT that Pluto is a planet.
• Do overthinkers overthink about their overthinking?
• Donald Trump is a reminder that you should just apply for that job you want even if you don't have experience. And even if you get fired, you’ll still get another job, maybe even the original job.
• Imagine what clouds thought the first time they saw planes flying.
• If friends start bragging about their jobs, just tell them you’re the coach of an imaginary hockey team that you assembled for the next hockey season.
• HR: Morale is low. Management: I bet they like pizza.
• By the time you get to your second rodeo, you’re just supposed to know everything?
• When you look at a Toblerone chocolate bar for the first time, you might think, “There’s no way it’s that shape.” Then you open it and find out you’re right, but it’s an even weirder shape than you thought.
• Here's a game you can play with your friends at a party or get-together: "Don't get me started." Here’s how to play: Someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it. Try it on long car rides too.