Small things 9 Feb

• Chevron CEO Mike Wirth and U.S. Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm both agreed that the shortage in refining capacity will persist and probably get even worse, as the country saw at least five refineries close in 2021 alone. "My personal view is there will never be another new refinery built on US soil. You’re looking at committing capital 10 years out, that will need decades to offer a return for shareholders, in a policy environment where governments around the world are saying, 'We don’t want these products.'" 
• Coffee. You can sleep when you’re dead.
• Apathy - If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.
• The wind is like the air, only pushier.
• Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so it's brother against brother.
• Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights do make a left.
• How many lightbulbs does it take for a person who can't tell a joke to screw it up?
• If an American wanted to be mean, they could say mean things like, an American team has won the Grey Cup more recently than a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup.
• The problem with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard.