Friday, February 16, 2024

Small things 16 Feb

  • Whenever I feel blue, I just start breathing again.
  • In English, every odd number contains an ‘e’.
  • The numbers 1-99 don’t contain an ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’, or ‘d’.
  • Darlene was having some difficulty packing items into a box to mail out as a parcel when I showed up to help her. On the successful fitting of all items into the box I said, "Men are better at spatial relationships." To which she responded, "Too bad they're not better at other kinds of relationships." What is she even talking about?
  • The first North American music band to be featured on the cover of Time magazine was The Band on January 12, 1970.
  • “The present is a ‘past factory’.” ~Steven Wright
  • Atheism - a non-prophet organization.
  • Most of the things you worry about never happen.
  • The letters G and T are very close to each other on a computer keyboard. Consequently, it may be a good idea to check your outgoing emails closely if you typically end your messages with the phrase "Regards".
  • It’s a small, not a tall.


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