Small things 12 Jan

• I wish all people with cats a very pleasant ‘can I see them?’.
• If we had started marijuana legalization only in Vancouver, would the twinning of the entire Trans Canada highway have been finished by now?
• Remember when you got a gentle, soothing x-ray if you sat close to the TV set?
• The price of regular gasoline reached a high of 99.9 cents per litre in Calgary for the first time in August 2005.
• Dumb guy wants to know if tectonic plates are microwave and dishwasher safe.
• Don’t look at my emotional support bag of Doritos. It’s mine.
• Have people noticed yet that the Washington Monument looks absolutely nothing like George Washington?
• Let’s hide the GST in the listed price of all goods and services. What it says on the tag or shelf is the price, period.
• If a poison is past its expiry date, does it become useless?
• Fireflies. They don’t bite. They don’t sting. They’re not scary looking. They make light. We need more insects like that.
• May the bridges you burn light my way forward.
• Modern pickup line: “Are you http? ‘Cause I’m all :// without you.”