- Apparently, Geddy and Alex are considering touring again. They’ll have to find a drummer first. Dave Grohl is the top contender. That’s the rumour I’m starting right now.
- My entry for the worst dad joke of 2023: “He wasn’t a straight A student, he was a gay B student.”
- Women are like strawberries. Sometimes they are in the grocery store.
- In the 1990s, computers would scream (dial-up modem sound) every time you connected to the internet. That was foreshadowing.
- If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as you did because you turned out fine, you did not in fact turn out fine.
- I asked Google to give me the chemical formula for nitrogen oxide and it said ‘no’. Of all the nerve.
When you compliment somebody on a personal possession of theirs and they respond by explaining how they acquired said item at a significant discount, are they:
- Trying to show off their shopping skills?
- Trying to downplay their ownership of an expensive item?
- Hoping you ask how they managed to pull that off?
- Rubbing it in knowing you’ll have to pay full price if you want one?
- Attempting to portray a certain ethnic stereotype?
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