Small things 2 Dec

• Attention all breakfast joints in YYC: Montgomery needs a solid breakfast place. I’m looking at you Red’s Diner, Belmont Diner, Blue Star Diner, Diner Deluxe. Note to Smitty’s, OEB and Cora’s: Nothing to see here. Move along.
• The Lego set was labelled 6-12 years, but I had it finished in a week.
• You’ve heard of ‘alphabet soup’. Get ready for ‘times new ramen’.
• Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
• The news is always like “Bike lanes have been outlawed in America because they weren’t in the bible. Also, Finland just made all ice cream free.”
• Dear biologists: Please change the name of a group of squids to a squad. That is all.
• Burger King will make you a Big Mac if you ask them really nicely. First they are required to say ‘no’ four times though, then ask you to leave. Be persistent. [snicker]
• Heating a frozen entree includes work I shouldn’t have to do. You gotta stir that stuff up halfway through the microwaving bit. I want convenience, not forced labour. /s
• Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
• The last thing I want is to mess with you, but it’s still on my list.
• I can’t agree with you, because then we’d both be wrong.
• It’s not your fault. I’m just blaming you.