- Nothing made me laugh as much so far this season as watching Jack Black sing Silent Night in the style of death metal.
- Me: May I have the medium-rare bread with the butter glaze? Server: You mean buttered toast?
- Is it just me, or are the same positions in which a woman gets pregnant also suitable for child delivery?
- When you line up your mouse pointer to click on a link you want to follow and another ad loads on the web page and pushes the link down the page, replacing it with an ad link just as you click.
- "The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn." ~Alvin Toffler
- It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
- "We have a deficit of wonder. When I ask people questions now, they get out their phone. I say, noooo! I don't want to know the answer. I just wanna wonder about it awhile.” ~ Tom Waits
- SNOWFLAKE? "Yes, I've heard this term. I think sociopaths use it to discredit the notion of empathy." ~ John Cleese
- My dream job? The spokesperson at a bicycle shop.
- The microwave has a window. The oven too. Same with the clothes washer. What’s up with the dishwasher? What’s going on in there that we’re not allowed to see?
- It should be illegal to make hot chocolate with water. Milk. Always.
Friday, December 15, 2023
Small things 15 Dec
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