Apple car?

Apple is supposedly working on a driverless electric car. Things we can probably look forward to:

• Not long after you buy it, Apple Car 2 comes out.
• It starts up once it recognizes your face.
• You ask it to take you home and it takes you to an old folks’ home.
• You ask it to play some classic rock, and it insists on only playing songs from 'The Beatles.'
• Massaging seats is an in-app purchase.
• You can buy ‘skins’ to style the body differently, like you would a phone case.
• The battery runs out sooner than you expect it.
• If you go over a big pothole, the display screen cracks.